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Old 12-21-2010, 10:05 AM   #1 (permalink)
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instant humour: just use the word "sex" in a well timed non-sequitur.

it doesn't matter how non original it becomes. unexpected sex is ALWAYS FUNNY.

by which i mean unexpected mentions of the word "sex" in conversation.

now here's the rub: how do you make a sex joke in this thread... without it being expected?
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Old 12-22-2010, 05:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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now here's the rub: how do you make a sex joke in this thread... without it being expected?
Sex.
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Old 12-22-2010, 06:20 PM   #3 (permalink)
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More sex?
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In German you say to the number 6 "sechs" which is similiar spelled like sex, always makes up for a joke, accusing others of course.
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Old 12-22-2010, 06:42 PM   #5 (permalink)
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hmmmmmmmmm
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Old 12-22-2010, 06:43 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Oh my god!!!!
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Oh my god!!!!
Sounds like a nice orgasm, there
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Sounds like a nice orgasm, there
How did you know?
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How did you know?
Check the thread title, lately?
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Old 12-22-2010, 07:10 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh those were some good potatoes!

Sex potatoes!
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Old 12-22-2010, 07:11 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I like cream on my potatoes !
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Sex with potatoes?!

Hold on, let my imagination roam a bit on that one........
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I like cream on my potatoes !
You and the creamy stuff

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And then I was like..."No way!! Really?" And then she was like..."Duh! He totally stuffs a sock in there"...And then...I was totally NOT thinkin about sex.
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Old 12-23-2010, 02:36 PM   #16 (permalink)
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yup !
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Yuppies live in Essex and love Thatcher's policies on sex and the free sex market.
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Word always sounded goofy to me. Theckth, theckth, theckth!
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Word always sounded goofy to me. Theckth, theckth, theckth!

Waxy, why each time there is a thread about sex you appear as if by miracle?
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(I'm doing the kiwi accent)
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Waxy, why each time there is a thread about sex you appear as if by miracle?
People who talk about it all the time...
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Oh please Weena when aussies say 6 it totes sounds like sex
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oh please weena when aussies say 6 it totes sounds like sex
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i'm a 'sex'ist
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One day one of my best friends was at our place (she's from around Auckland) and she said to my husband "Is that your dick?" I went then realised she was looking outside onto the deck. Hehe. But i love the New-Zelander accent
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