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Mounds · 12-15-2010, 11:52 PM

Alright ho ho hoes... this forum needs a good Christmas story. I'll see if I can wing something here:

"The Pavlinites vs... The Grinch"

Angela is... Temptress
Mounds is... Jester
James81 is... Bert
LMM is... Jed

Together... they are... the Pavlinites.

"Angela!!! Bert is eating cookies in the bed again!", cried Jester.
"Bert, you know Jester hates sleeping on crumbs...", sighed Temptress.
"Hey Temptress... room for one more...", coaxed Bert.
"No"
"Damn it!", exclaimed Bert and Jester in unison, they're ploy foiled.
Jed came dashing into the bedroom. "Steve's on the jumbo-tron. He's got something big for us!".
Jester and Bert, suddenly all business, jumped out of bed. They silently acknowledged the other's good taste in bed wear: Jester in a leopard skin thong and Bert in a caveman top.
"Let's see what we got here...", said Jed. He turned on the jumbo-tron and Steve appeared, surrounded by stacks of money and women.
"Pavlinites", he stated.
"Hello Steve", the group said at once.
"As you can see, I'm kinda busy here. What with all of these women and these stacks of money..."
"If I might interrupt, you're kinda hard to understand with that huge cigar hanging out of your mouth", said Temptress.
"Sorry about that", said Steve. They threw the cigar in a mountain of hundreds and let it burn out. "Ok, here's the scoop. Christmas has been stolen. Santa is missing and it's up to you guys to get him back. I'll LOA you to his last known location".

Continue if you like, I'll be back later.

NDN Scholar · 12-16-2010, 12:45 AM

Did you just call me a hoe and suitably omit me from your story?

BillyTheAdult · 12-16-2010, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NDN Scholar

Did you just call me a hoe and suitably omit me from your story?

Is that any way for one Canadian to treat another

spacecadetglow · 12-16-2010, 01:44 AM

lolz all over the place

supertom · 12-16-2010, 02:30 AM

Can i be the grinch

spacecadetglow · 12-16-2010, 03:34 AM

"As you can see, I'm kinda busy here. What with all of these women and these stacks of money..."

this was the best part. For real, though. I hope Savage reads this.

12-15-2010, 11:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mounds Family Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 3,853	A Very Pavlina Christmas Alright ho ho hoes... this forum needs a good Christmas story. I'll see if I can wing something here: "The Pavlinites vs... The Grinch" Angela is... Temptress Mounds is... Jester James81 is... Bert LMM is... Jed Together... they are... the Pavlinites. "Angela!!! Bert is eating cookies in the bed again!", cried Jester. "Bert, you know Jester hates sleeping on crumbs...", sighed Temptress. "Hey Temptress... room for one more...", coaxed Bert. "No" "Damn it!", exclaimed Bert and Jester in unison, they're ploy foiled. Jed came dashing into the bedroom. "Steve's on the jumbo-tron. He's got something big for us!". Jester and Bert, suddenly all business, jumped out of bed. They silently acknowledged the other's good taste in bed wear: Jester in a leopard skin thong and Bert in a caveman top. "Let's see what we got here...", said Jed. He turned on the jumbo-tron and Steve appeared, surrounded by stacks of money and women. "Pavlinites", he stated. "Hello Steve", the group said at once. "As you can see, I'm kinda busy here. What with all of these women and these stacks of money..." "If I might interrupt, you're kinda hard to understand with that huge cigar hanging out of your mouth", said Temptress. "Sorry about that", said Steve. They threw the cigar in a mountain of hundreds and let it burn out. "Ok, here's the scoop. Christmas has been stolen. Santa is missing and it's up to you guys to get him back. I'll LOA you to his last known location". Continue if you like, I'll be back later.

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NDN Scholar Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The North Posts: 878	Did you just call me a hoe and suitably omit me from your story?

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spacecadetglow Family Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: where don't I live? Posts: 4,412	lolz all over the place

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supertom Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Homeless Posts: 3,548	Can i be the grinch

12-16-2010, 03:34 AM	#6 (permalink)
spacecadetglow Family Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: where don't I live? Posts: 4,412	"As you can see, I'm kinda busy here. What with all of these women and these stacks of money..." this was the best part. For real, though. I hope Savage reads this.

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