How to make money from the LOA

[JHL]

"Greetings Master Akashi, its good to see you again."
"Stop."
"Stop?"
"Shoes off. This holy place."
"Er, ok. There, may I come in now?"
"Wait. Money first. You bring fee?"
"Uh, yes of course. Here it is....No need to count it, its all there. Oh, you're counting it anyway."
"Good. Three hundred dollar all here. Fee go up next week. Four hundred dollar."
"Four hundred? But three hundred is already, quite, er, reasonable don't you think?"
"Dumbass student. Must be fair exchange of energy. Your master more powerful now. Charge more for extra wisdom!"
"Gosh, ok. Anyway I wanted to talk about my experiences with the law of attraction last week. I'm ashamed to say it didn't go that well."
"Subjective perception. Rookie mistake. You tell Master, I explain what happen."
"Ok well I focussed on winning the lottery like we spoke about, and before I bought the ticket it was about $5 million so thats what..."
"Stop."
"Stop? But I haven't..."
"Stop. I see three mistake already. One. You focus on need not result. Get more need."
"But I..."
"Two. You buy ticket with doubt in heart. Universe deliver more doubt."
"But didn't..."
"Three. You resist my wisdom because of true desire to remain poor. You bad student. Maybe charge more next week."
"Well to be honest I'm not sure I'm going to come back next week if this..."
"You want win lottery?"
"Well yes but..."
"Then you come back next week. I make special price for you - three hundred fifty dollar. See? Already knock me down from four hundred. You good student, much promise."
"Really? Er, great, I'll see you next week then. Bye!"
"Don't forget take shoe. Next!"