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royster · 11-12-2010, 04:35 AM

The rabbit, having had his fill of the forbidden breakfast cereal, was cicatrix.

royster · 11-12-2010, 04:36 AM

Knowing it was his birthday, the Italians threw Tony a suppress party.

royster · 11-12-2010, 04:37 AM

Aorta stop this word abuse! It's all in vein!

royster · 11-12-2010, 04:40 AM

If a bear grommits in the woods, is it in tents?

royster · 11-12-2010, 04:45 AM

The pervert suffered from groping sleazures.

royster · 11-12-2010, 04:50 AM

The Greek Gods always split logs with a Thorax.

Irisha · 11-12-2010, 05:18 AM

After having been an alcoholic she shifted to a shopaholic.

LostMyMap · 11-12-2010, 05:33 AM

I'm going to call the state Word Protective Services on you!

You got a license for the pun, boy?

Irisha · 11-12-2010, 07:16 AM

Last, last, the last lust. (about Mr.G.)

royster · 11-12-2010, 12:46 PM

Mrs. Gryger couldn't wait to put the carefully prepared food in her cervix display dish.

royster · 11-12-2010, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LostMyMap

I'm going to call the state Word Protective Services on you!

You got a license for the pun, boy?

I carry only a poetic license, Sir. It expires me to adversly express my shirts. (OH THE IRONy).

royster · 11-12-2010, 01:32 PM

Maria changed seats from the C section to the A section. She did not want a Caesarean operation, because she did not want a Roman army in her womb.

royster · 11-12-2010, 02:00 PM

When 'paying for sins', is syntax included?

royster · 11-12-2010, 03:03 PM

The old geezer explained what accouterment.

royster · 11-13-2010, 02:43 PM

It wasn't complete suffering...more like a suffragette.

royster · 11-13-2010, 02:44 PM

Clark Kent often went beyond interupting and superimposed.

Quantum Blue · 11-13-2010, 03:00 PM

Adorable, but do it from a distance.

Quantum Blue · 11-13-2010, 03:03 PM

She allegedly told him about the drop off in that joke, but he fell for it, anyway.

Quantum Blue · 11-13-2010, 08:12 PM

Be careful what you say around Queen Nefertiti. She's on her pyramid.

lifetimelearner · 11-13-2010, 09:55 PM

git your ashes off my porch !

LostMyMap · 11-15-2010, 05:46 AM

The optometrist wanted to emphasize a word so he used eye-talics.

JoePike · 11-15-2010, 02:42 PM

Is the farmer outstanding in his field???

royster · 11-15-2010, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoePike

Is the farmer outstanding in his field???

No: he's in the barn with a concubine.

LostMyMap · 11-19-2010, 09:19 PM

There's a new member here named dogstar. I thought to myself, "Is she Sirius?"

royster · 11-20-2010, 11:35 AM

Oxydation is caused by sun raze.

royster · 01-04-2011, 12:21 PM

Being effeminate was simply how Bruce was. It was typical for him to Sisyphus.

royster · 01-05-2011, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by royster

Being effeminate was simply how Bruce was. It was typical for him to Sisyphus.

For those who didn't get the joke:

"It was typical for him to sissy fuss."

LostMyMap · 01-07-2011, 05:48 AM

What does the electrician chant when he meditates? Ohm Ω

royster · 01-10-2011, 10:44 PM

Since he had a speech impediment, he said no more.

royster · 02-02-2011, 06:13 PM

The aspiring brain surgeon was studying skulduggery.

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11-12-2010, 04:36 AM	#2 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Knowing it was his birthday, the Italians threw Tony a suppress party.

11-12-2010, 04:37 AM	#3 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Aorta stop this word abuse! It's all in vein!

11-12-2010, 04:40 AM	#4 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	If a bear grommits in the woods, is it in tents?

11-12-2010, 04:45 AM	#5 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	The pervert suffered from groping sleazures.

11-12-2010, 04:50 AM	#6 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	The Greek Gods always split logs with a Thorax.

11-12-2010, 05:18 AM	#7 (permalink)
Irisha Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 857	After having been an alcoholic she shifted to a shopaholic.

11-12-2010, 05:33 AM	#8 (permalink)
LostMyMap Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 2,944	I'm going to call the state Word Protective Services on you! You got a license for the pun, boy?

11-12-2010, 07:16 AM	#9 (permalink)
Irisha Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 857	Last, last, the last lust. (about Mr.G.)

11-12-2010, 12:46 PM	#10 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Mrs. Gryger couldn't wait to put the carefully prepared food in her cervix display dish.

11-12-2010, 01:32 PM	#12 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Maria changed seats from the C section to the A section. She did not want a Caesarean operation, because she did not want a Roman army in her womb.

11-12-2010, 02:00 PM	#13 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	When 'paying for sins', is syntax included?

11-12-2010, 03:03 PM	#14 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	The old geezer explained what accouterment.

11-13-2010, 02:43 PM	#15 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	It wasn't complete suffering...more like a suffragette.

11-13-2010, 02:44 PM	#16 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Clark Kent often went beyond interupting and superimposed.

11-13-2010, 03:00 PM	#17 (permalink)
Quantum Blue Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: US Pacific Northwest Posts: 271	Adorable, but do it from a distance.

11-13-2010, 03:03 PM	#18 (permalink)
Quantum Blue Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: US Pacific Northwest Posts: 271	She allegedly told him about the drop off in that joke, but he fell for it, anyway.

11-13-2010, 08:12 PM	#19 (permalink)
Quantum Blue Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: US Pacific Northwest Posts: 271	Be careful what you say around Queen Nefertiti. She's on her pyramid.

11-13-2010, 09:55 PM	#20 (permalink)
lifetimelearner Legendary Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 11,359	git your ashes off my porch !

11-15-2010, 05:46 AM	#21 (permalink)
LostMyMap Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 2,944	The optometrist wanted to emphasize a word so he used eye-talics.

11-15-2010, 02:42 PM	#22 (permalink)
JoePike Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Ohio Posts: 499	Is the farmer outstanding in his field???

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11-19-2010, 09:19 PM	#24 (permalink)
LostMyMap Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 2,944	There's a new member here named dogstar. I thought to myself, "Is she Sirius?"

11-20-2010, 11:35 AM	#25 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Oxydation is caused by sun raze.

01-04-2011, 12:21 PM	#26 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Being effeminate was simply how Bruce was. It was typical for him to Sisyphus.

01-07-2011, 05:48 AM	#28 (permalink)
LostMyMap Banned Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: San Diego CA Posts: 2,944	What does the electrician chant when he meditates? Ohm Ω

01-10-2011, 10:44 PM	#29 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Since he had a speech impediment, he said no more.

02-02-2011, 06:13 PM	#30 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	The aspiring brain surgeon was studying skulduggery.