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royster

11-12-2010 04:35 AM

Word Abuse

The rabbit, having had his fill of the forbidden breakfast cereal, was cicatrix.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...d_Trix_Box.jpg

royster

11-12-2010 04:36 AM

Knowing it was his birthday, the Italians threw Tony a suppress party.

royster

11-12-2010 04:37 AM

Aorta stop this word abuse! It's all in vein!

royster

11-12-2010 04:40 AM

If a bear grommits in the woods, is it in tents?

royster

11-12-2010 04:45 AM

The pervert suffered from groping sleazures.

royster

11-12-2010 04:50 AM

The Greek Gods always split logs with a Thorax.

Irisha

11-12-2010 05:18 AM

After having been an alcoholic she shifted to a shopaholic.

LostMyMap

11-12-2010 05:33 AM

I'm going to call the state Word Protective Services on you!

You got a license for the pun, boy?
http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/...it-gallery.jpg

Irisha

11-12-2010 07:16 AM

Last, last, the last lust. (about Mr.G.)

royster

11-12-2010 12:46 PM

Mrs. Gryger couldn't wait to put the carefully prepared food in her cervix display dish.

royster

11-12-2010 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LostMyMap (Post 753682)

I'm going to call the state Word Protective Services on you!

You got a license for the pun, boy?
http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/...it-gallery.jpg

I carry only a poetic license, Sir. It expires me to adversly express my shirts. (OH THE IRONy).

royster

11-12-2010 01:32 PM

Maria changed seats from the C section to the A section. She did not want a Caesarean operation, because she did not want a Roman army in her womb.

royster

11-12-2010 02:00 PM

When 'paying for sins', is syntax included?

royster

11-12-2010 03:03 PM

The old geezer explained what accouterment.

royster

11-13-2010 02:43 PM

It wasn't complete suffering...more like a suffragette.

royster

11-13-2010 02:44 PM

Clark Kent often went beyond interupting and superimposed.

Quantum Blue

11-13-2010 03:00 PM

Adorable, but do it from a distance.

Quantum Blue

11-13-2010 03:03 PM

She allegedly told him about the drop off in that joke, but he fell for it, anyway.

Quantum Blue

11-13-2010 08:12 PM

Be careful what you say around Queen Nefertiti. She's on her pyramid.

lifetimelearner

11-13-2010 09:55 PM

git your ashes off my porch !:D

LostMyMap

11-15-2010 05:46 AM

The optometrist wanted to emphasize a word so he used eye-talics.

JoePike

11-15-2010 02:42 PM

Is the farmer outstanding in his field???

royster

11-15-2010 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoePike (Post 755729)

Is the farmer outstanding in his field???

No: he's in the barn with a concubine.

LostMyMap

11-19-2010 09:19 PM

There's a new member here named dogstar. I thought to myself, "Is she Sirius?"

royster

11-20-2010 11:35 AM

Oxydation is caused by sun raze.

royster

01-04-2011 12:21 PM

Being effeminate was simply how Bruce was. It was typical for him to Sisyphus.

royster

01-05-2011 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by royster (Post 793229)

Being effeminate was simply how Bruce was. It was typical for him to Sisyphus.

For those who didn't get the joke:

"It was typical for him to sissy fuss."

LostMyMap

01-07-2011 05:48 AM

What does the electrician chant when he meditates? Ohm Ω

royster

01-10-2011 10:44 PM

Since he had a speech impediment, he said no more.

royster

02-02-2011 06:13 PM

The aspiring brain surgeon was studying skulduggery.

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