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royster · 02-02-2011, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by royster

The aspiring brain surgeon was studying skulduggery.

Her fondness for unusual spider webs near pig sties made her a Charlatan.

royster · 05-01-2011, 12:31 PM

My teacher said i didn't get one answer correct on the test, so she eft me.

royster · 06-04-2011, 07:10 PM

When Lenny got home from the hand-wrestling match, his father asked how his armoire went.

(pronounced "arm war" in some areas).

royster · 12-12-2011, 10:02 PM

A really pushy pervert.

cheesedip1 · 12-13-2011, 12:19 AM

People always say I have tricks up my sleeve, but then I look and there is no Trix cereal in my shirt.

royster · 12-13-2011, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by cheesedip1

People always say I have tricks up my sleeve, but then I look and there is no Trix cereal in my shirt.

Matrix: cereal made during the 5th month of the year

royster · 12-13-2011, 09:00 PM

That pointy yellow thing on the Mosam bird's face.

"He was pecked by a Mosam beak."

royster · 12-14-2011, 03:23 PM

"Bob has every intention of telling Lexia off. He's going to dis* Lexia."

*"dis"= slang, "disrespect"

royster · 12-14-2011, 04:13 PM

A Three Stooges sound affect.

"Quiet, numbskulls!"

"But MOE!"

"Don't 'Moe' ME!" >Spork<

royster · 12-14-2011, 09:20 PM

Related to the Camode Bush, these trees are indiginous to the Southern United States. Their leaves are tissue-paper thin, and the bark emits an odor that can only be described as "offal". It is not advised to sit under a toilet tree.

royster · 12-14-2011, 09:22 PM

A spitting vampire with a crappy disposition towards appliances.

"The spatula flipped off the stove."

cheesedip1 · 12-22-2011, 08:40 PM

Blue santa hat: only 10 easy payments of $199.99!

cheesedip1 · 12-22-2011, 08:40 PM

Ihop, cars and credit to go.

cheesedip1 · 12-22-2011, 08:41 PM

-My shotgun got shot.

cheesedip1 · 12-22-2011, 08:41 PM

Try the Milky Way Midnight candy bar. It is good, during midnight.

cheesedip1 · 12-22-2011, 08:42 PM

The Denver nuggets from Colorado, like chicken nuggets. They eat them every day. It's a staple food.

cheesedip1 · 12-22-2011, 08:43 PM

Healthiest cereal ever: Cookie Crisp. Not bad for you at all.

cheesedip1 · 12-22-2011, 08:43 PM

Eat the spicest food ever! I triple hot dog dare you!

cheesedip1 · 12-22-2011, 08:45 PM

You are the weakest sausage link, goodbye. (The Weakest Link for Pigs)

cheesedip1 · 12-22-2011, 08:45 PM

Man Vs Food:

If I eat all 4 of these celery sticks in less than 2 hours, I get my picture on the wall of fame.

(Two bites in...)

I give up, it's too hard.

-God, these Man vs Food challenges are tough.

cheesedip1 · 12-22-2011, 10:05 PM

I went to wal-mart but I saw that they didnt have any walls for sale.

cheesedip1 · 12-22-2011, 11:29 PM

That fast ended fast.

cheesedip1 · 12-22-2011, 11:35 PM

Don't cough in your coffee. Also, I wonder if cats like Kit Kat bars?

cheesedip1 · 12-22-2011, 11:38 PM

Q: What causes you to sneeze?

cheesedip1 · 12-22-2011, 11:41 PM

A: Cashews.

cheesedip1 · 12-22-2011, 11:45 PM

I went to Wal-Mart again but they were out of walnuts.

cheesedip1 · 12-22-2011, 11:46 PM

Don't buy diet drinks unless you want to die.

cheesedip1 · 12-22-2011, 11:47 PM

Tombstone pizza is not good for your health.

cheesedip1 · 12-22-2011, 11:52 PM

Only 4 people can visit the forums at a time. They also must be on all fours when they do so.

(Song by Nickelback comes on: "Just Four"?)

cheesedip1 · 12-22-2011, 11:55 PM

I am going to buy a whopping amount of Whoppers. (The candy, not the Burger King food.)

12-12-2011, 10:02 PM	#34 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Pervassive A really pushy pervert.

12-13-2011, 09:00 PM	#37 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	mozambique That pointy yellow thing on the Mosam bird's face. "He was pecked by a Mosam beak." Last edited by royster; 12-14-2011 at 03:24 PM.

12-14-2011, 03:23 PM	#38 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	dyslexia "Bob has every intention of telling Lexia off. He's going to dis* Lexia." *"dis"= slang, "disrespect"

12-14-2011, 04:13 PM	#39 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Spork A Three Stooges sound affect. "Quiet, numbskulls!" "But MOE!" "Don't 'Moe' ME!" >Spork<

12-14-2011, 09:20 PM	#40 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	toiletries Related to the Camode Bush, these trees are indiginous to the Southern United States. Their leaves are tissue-paper thin, and the bark emits an odor that can only be described as "offal". It is not advised to sit under a toilet tree.

05-01-2011, 12:31 PM	#32 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	My teacher said i didn't get one answer correct on the test, so she eft me.

06-04-2011, 07:10 PM	#33 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	When Lenny got home from the hand-wrestling match, his father asked how his armoire went. (pronounced "arm war" in some areas).

12-13-2011, 12:19 AM	#35 (permalink)
cheesedip1 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Nebraska Posts: 494	People always say I have tricks up my sleeve, but then I look and there is no Trix cereal in my shirt.

12-14-2011, 09:22 PM	#41 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	spatula A spitting vampire with a crappy disposition towards appliances. "The spatula flipped off the stove."

12-22-2011, 08:40 PM	#42 (permalink)
cheesedip1 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Nebraska Posts: 494	Blue santa hat: only 10 easy payments of $199.99!

12-22-2011, 08:40 PM	#43 (permalink)
cheesedip1 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Nebraska Posts: 494	Ihop, cars and credit to go.

12-22-2011, 08:41 PM	#44 (permalink)
cheesedip1 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Nebraska Posts: 494	-My shotgun got shot.

12-22-2011, 08:41 PM	#45 (permalink)
cheesedip1 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Nebraska Posts: 494	Try the Milky Way Midnight candy bar. It is good, during midnight.

12-22-2011, 08:42 PM	#46 (permalink)
cheesedip1 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Nebraska Posts: 494	The Denver nuggets from Colorado, like chicken nuggets. They eat them every day. It's a staple food.

12-22-2011, 08:43 PM	#47 (permalink)
cheesedip1 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Nebraska Posts: 494	Healthiest cereal ever: Cookie Crisp. Not bad for you at all.

12-22-2011, 08:43 PM	#48 (permalink)
cheesedip1 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Nebraska Posts: 494	Eat the spicest food ever! I triple hot dog dare you!

12-22-2011, 08:45 PM	#49 (permalink)
cheesedip1 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Nebraska Posts: 494	You are the weakest sausage link, goodbye. (The Weakest Link for Pigs)

12-22-2011, 08:45 PM	#50 (permalink)
cheesedip1 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Nebraska Posts: 494	Man Vs Food: If I eat all 4 of these celery sticks in less than 2 hours, I get my picture on the wall of fame. (Two bites in...) I give up, it's too hard. -God, these Man vs Food challenges are tough.

12-22-2011, 10:05 PM	#51 (permalink)
cheesedip1 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Nebraska Posts: 494	I went to wal-mart but I saw that they didnt have any walls for sale.

12-22-2011, 11:29 PM	#52 (permalink)
cheesedip1 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Nebraska Posts: 494	That fast ended fast.

12-22-2011, 11:35 PM	#53 (permalink)
cheesedip1 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Nebraska Posts: 494	Don't cough in your coffee. Also, I wonder if cats like Kit Kat bars?

12-22-2011, 11:38 PM	#54 (permalink)
cheesedip1 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Nebraska Posts: 494	Q: What causes you to sneeze?

12-22-2011, 11:41 PM	#55 (permalink)
cheesedip1 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Nebraska Posts: 494	A: Cashews.

12-22-2011, 11:45 PM	#56 (permalink)
cheesedip1 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Nebraska Posts: 494	I went to Wal-Mart again but they were out of walnuts.

12-22-2011, 11:46 PM	#57 (permalink)
cheesedip1 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Nebraska Posts: 494	Don't buy diet drinks unless you want to die.

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12-22-2011, 11:47 PM	#58 (permalink)
cheesedip1 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Nebraska Posts: 494	Tombstone pizza is not good for your health.

12-22-2011, 11:52 PM	#59 (permalink)
cheesedip1 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Nebraska Posts: 494	Only 4 people can visit the forums at a time. They also must be on all fours when they do so. (Song by Nickelback comes on: "Just Four"?)

12-22-2011, 11:55 PM	#60 (permalink)
cheesedip1 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Nebraska Posts: 494	I am going to buy a whopping amount of Whoppers. (The candy, not the Burger King food.)

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