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10-09-2010, 06:02 PM
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  |  "Points" REDEMPTION CENTER REPUTATION POINTS Do you have any? Are they good for anything? I am opening a redemption center to cash them in. I have 19 "Good Reputation Points". I'm redeeming 14 points for the Pavlina Toaster: bread enters, unsure of the change before it, but willing to go through the process. It emerges transformed, knowing it cannot return to the way it was before, but not WANTING to. It accepts itself as it is. The rest is TOAST. Last edited by royster; 10-09-2010 at 06:07 PM. |
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10-09-2010, 06:05 PM
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| Order now, before some schmuck dis'es your points with BAD rep points!
With my remaining 5 points, I'm ordering the Pavlina pen set. While the erasers don't work, the highlighter pen lets you see how far you've come from recent mistakes. Comes with a 30-day trial guarantee, but you're required to share the changes with all.
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10-09-2010, 06:32 PM
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| The non-conspiracy conspiracy cover-up
A scam is available for a few good points: you can conspire with your forum friends to give you Reputation points. This way, groups create immediate wealth. Since few look into "conspiracy", who will know? And if they DO look, you can just call them conspiracy nutzoids and keep on scammin'. There's no way to prove these points are "laundered" Karma points. I do not recommend the Pavlina MicroWave Oven, though for 12 Reputation points, it's a good bargain for those with plenty of time on their hands. |
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10-09-2010, 07:42 PM
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Wow! 1,000 points would easily get you the Pavlina Little Red Wagon. It's great for those who have 'baggage'. You might have to paint your wagon, but then you get to choose the colors. Really, it's no issue with us! Surely you'd have hundreds of points left over. Disguise de limits!!! Just for participating, please notice on your user CP I have given you a good rating! Last edited by royster; 10-09-2010 at 07:45 PM. |
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10-14-2010, 03:05 PM
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| American MoonMotors
25,000 Reputation points might seem unacheiveable in this lifetime, but you can make payments toward a NEW MoonRambler. They have reclining seats! Of course, they are on the lunar surface, and you'll have to astro-travel to get there, but it's comforting knowing that your car awaits your arrival. See your MoonRambler dealer for MSRP. Get your buddies to pad out your Reputation points and soon you'll be a Ramblin' Man. Or woman, depending on your mileage. Last edited by royster; 10-14-2010 at 03:10 PM. |
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10-14-2010, 03:17 PM
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10-15-2010, 08:54 PM
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| The San Fransisco Treat!
69 points will get a Gay Bob doll. He can help you share your inner feelings on the forums as you pull his string and let him tell his story...it's YOUR story, but no one has to know! He comes in his own closet. Shipping and handling not included. This is one action figure G.I.Joe will have to accept, some day...and so will your friends and family!  |
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10-16-2010, 08:24 PM
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I'm concocting another scam as I type. I'll advertise rides on the beautiful, magical, red wagon that can send you soaring through the cool night sky with the wind blowing gentle through your hair (ha! I'll out do you marinik! - broom flying girl  ). This 'magical' adventure will only cost you 5 rep points made payable to Zephy  I'm saving up for the Gay Bob Doll now... I'll send it to my grandmother and may be she'll take the hint. | |
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10-16-2010, 11:34 PM
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Ok Royster! Shut your eyes and imagine your self gliding across the moon lit sky with your beloved dog next to your side wagging his/her sweet little tail. And under no circumstances think of ET going home. I am in no way ripping off the imagery from that movie | |
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10-26-2010, 12:54 AM
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10-27-2010, 02:14 PM
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10-27-2010, 02:25 PM
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| Don't be shell fish YOWZA! I had enough points left over to pay a local artist to draw his/her concept of a royster, creating pearls of wisdom from annoying grains of sand! (It's sorta like "the God of YOUR understanding" but for your avatar) DISCLAIMER: My lawyer informs me I have to be honest on this forum. I drew the royster picture. That means I non-truthed about spending "points" for an artist. I have a surplus of points, and thus they are taxable. Some parts may pose choking hazards for small children. Your mileage may vary. Not available in Minnesota, Detroit or where void. Not sootable for manure audiances. MSRP applicable after NOPQRST. Last edited by royster; 10-27-2010 at 04:49 PM. |
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10-29-2010, 05:22 PM
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| Your wish is my comma...hey, are you SURE you want this??? 10 Reputation Points ~ Gene EEK lamp  Yes, our own Gene emerges from this lamp after you rub it...quite a few times, he's getting on in years...and uses his Pavlina education to make SURE you REALLY want that wish. It COULD save you many embarrassing trips to...oh, I dunnoh...Illinois? |
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10-29-2010, 05:49 PM
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| Hotwaxfrog 5,555 Points gets you BIDDING RIGHTS on this rare album cover (we aren't sure what ever happened to the vinyl disk) of which only 3 were ever sold. (Actually, one was stolen and the other two were bartered.)  PhotoArt by Wax Frog |
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11-01-2010, 01:53 PM
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| Livin' Large, NOW! YOWZA! THANK YOU to those who contributed to my "Reputation points"...I was not expecting that. I got a TON of 'em now, and thought I'd share this wealth with everyone...it's the American Indian way! Therefore, each of you recieves an IGNORE GARRICK DOLL. He has no string to pull, he doesn't record and play back what you say, and it is designed to end up under the bed with dust bunnies. You won't have hours of fun with your IGNORE GARRICK DOLL, and, really, isn't that what li... oh wow, look at those leaves coming down. Hah! Boy. I tell ya, this time of year I practice RAKE-EE. |
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11-02-2010, 12:22 AM
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Mailed your FREE catalogue, Mr. Waxness, and ADDED Rep Points (I don't know how many are in one ringy-dingy) to enhance your shopping experience. I point out the "marinik answering machine" on page 14 of the catalogue: since she's back to work, these have been removed from public access. We DID manage to get some really cool paperweights from her desk before she returned.
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11-02-2010, 05:07 AM
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Wondering what to give your friends? CLAP THEM UUUUP! Yes GIVE YOUR FRIENDS THE CLAPper...15 Reputation points and a quick boink* behind one of Mound's threads.  *DISCLAIMER: "Boinks" do not count as reputation points, and may RUIN your reputation in some circumstances. Mounds is not affilliated with "The Clapper' industries or their lonely housewives. Boinking should never be attempted alone: always have an adult with you while boinking. Safe boinking is advised. No guarantee boinking will last more than fifteen seconds, 20 seconds tops with tequilla. Your boinking mileage may vary, and probably will. Last edited by royster; 11-02-2010 at 05:28 AM. | |
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11-02-2010, 05:12 AM
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unless I can SCAN one and post. Last edited by royster; 11-02-2010 at 05:18 AM. | |
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11-08-2010, 10:00 PM
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royster has points to loan! YES! Why go around the forum looking like Charles Manson out-shines you when you can BORROW POINTS, re-establish good karma and STILL get the gay Bob doll!? POINTS-R-ME loan and thrift DISCLAIMER: This doesn't get small enough to really disclaim to any degree of deceptive benefit, but I DID make you look! That's gotta be worth one rep point, right there! Quote:
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