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12-23-2011, 06:50 AM
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  |  disclaimer: this is absolutely the Scam Of The Century "FORUMZ R US LIQUIDATORS" INVITES YOU TO POOL YOUR REP POINTS AND BUY THE PLAVLINA FORUMS! YES, we're collecting large amounts of rep points in a huge buy-out deal! Pay no attention to that luxury coach sitting outside our offices with the "Mexico or bust" sign on the windsheild! WE'RE HERE TO STAY! TRUSTWORTHY AND LIQUIDATABLE! |
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12-23-2011, 07:02 AM
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[smarmy blathery music] Edna: Dear, we need to start thinking about our retirement years. After all, we've been through so many of them already! And we're NOT pizz-poor trailer trash: we have [ascending harp swoosh] lots of rep points to invest! Bob, the Dunderhead: Edna, darling~dearest, I know investments can be a good investment of our [ascending harp swoosh] rep points, but who can you trust? Your worthless drunken step-brother's second-cousin-once-removed (and I wish it had STAYED that way) pizzed a lot of our [ascending harp swoosh] rep points away. What if that happens again? Then we'll actually start having to say "piss", which always reminds me of clams. Piss clams, Edna, and do you know why they call them that? Edna: They SQUIRT, Bob, you DunderHead. I raised a baby boy, I know ALL ABOUT "Old Faithful". Bob, the Dunderhead: That's right, Edna, and I'm not about to piss away what few clams I've got! [amazement music as crisply dressed spokes-individual enters from convincing angle] Mr.Forumz: Your points are Safe with me, Mr. and Missuz DunderHeads! Yes, no one wants to be a DunderHead! INVEST your points with Forumz R Us! BE A HAPPY CLAM! [strangely triumphant and confident creshendo] Last edited by royster; 12-23-2011 at 07:05 AM. |
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