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Midwinter Mist · 09-14-2010, 04:08 AM

You proudly stand before a glowing vending machine, preparing to quench your growing thirst. However, this is no ordinary vending machine. Remarkably, the contents of this machine are the very depths of your dreamy imagination and what you'll receive is far from predictable (the following poster makes the decision).

Here is an example of the game:

Poster 01:

*Inserts a dollar*

Poster 02:

*Dispenses an empty soda can*

*Inserts an expired coupon*

Poster 03:

*Dispenses a doomsday device*

*Inserts a banana*

Poster 04:

*Dispenses a banana skin*

*Inserts Steve Pavlina's book*

Need I go on? No? Great!

So, let's get started.

*Inserts three dollars*

PraetorianX · 09-14-2010, 03:48 PM

GhostGoat · 09-14-2010, 06:43 PM

Dispenses a half pint of Captain Morgan Silver Spiced Rum.

*Inserts a guitar pick*

Midwinter Mist · 09-14-2010, 07:12 PM

*Dispenses a book of acoustic guitar lessons by Steve Pavlina*

*Inserts a bottlecap*

PraetorianX · 09-14-2010, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GhostGoat

Dispenses a half pint of Captain Morgan Silver Spiced Rum.

Woo hoo, Party at my place!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by GhostGoat

*Inserts a guitar pick*

Dispenses a 20lb. rawhide chewy bone.

*Inserts 2 quarters and a nickel*

PraetorianX · 09-14-2010, 07:15 PM

Hey GG got a two for one deal.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midwinter Mist

*Inserts a bottlecap*

Dispenses 2 fortune cookies.

*Inserts 2 quartes and a nickel* (like prior post)

GhostGoat · 09-14-2010, 07:17 PM

Cool, a guitar book for me, and a rawhide to keep my dog busy while I'm learning from it!

Quote:

Originally Posted by PraetorianX

*Inserts 2 quartes and a nickel* (like prior post)

Dispenses a drink 2/3 full

*Inserts a military dogtag*

PraetorianX · 09-14-2010, 07:57 PM

Dispenses an authentic WW2 Enfield Rifle with Bayonett, but no ammo.

*Inserts a dirty sock*

GhostGoat · 09-14-2010, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PraetorianX

*Inserts a dirty sock*

Dispenses a handful of quarters, to use in a washing machine for laundry

*Inserts an ancient drachma*

Wax Frog · 09-14-2010, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GhostGoat

*Inserts an ancient drachma*

*Dispenses a cellophane multi-pack of nymphs, with no expiry date*

*Inserts a Cookie Monster head*

Midwinter Mist · 09-14-2010, 11:34 PM

*Dispenses cookie crumbs*

*Inserts a box of wisdom*

GhostGoat · 09-14-2010, 11:44 PM

*inserts a sand dollar*

mindset · 09-15-2010, 03:01 AM

*Dispenses a diamond ring*

*Inserts a button*

PraetorianX · 09-15-2010, 12:54 PM

Dispenses a Coach purse.

*inserts a staple remover"

desertrat · 09-15-2010, 03:01 PM

Looks at vending machine , and walks away , I get better odds from a slot machine . desert rat

PraetorianX · 09-15-2010, 05:38 PM

*Vending machine spits out a tripwire and makes desertrat fall for walking away from it*

lifetimelearner · 09-15-2010, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PraetorianX

*Vending machine spits out a tripwire and makes desertrat fall for walking away from it*

ouch !

lifetimelearner · 09-15-2010, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PraetorianX

Dispenses a Coach purse.

*inserts a staple remover"

dispenses the Library of Congress

inserts a bellybutton piercing

PraetorianX · 09-15-2010, 05:57 PM

*dispenses some shampoo and conditioner because the Vending Machine knows you are going to take a shower*

Inserts my cell phone.... (it is driving me nuts)

lifetimelearner · 09-15-2010, 06:03 PM

dispenses my phone number -but it's written with invisible ink

Inserts a wet towel

PraetorianX · 09-15-2010, 06:17 PM

*dispenses a hair dryer with no electric cord.....and a regular pen*

Inserts a hershey's kiss.

Mynder · 09-15-2010, 06:40 PM

dispenses a gorgeous woman, pierced accordingly.

inserts marriage documents (shred the evidence!)

lifetimelearner · 09-15-2010, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mynder

dispenses a gorgeous woman, pierced accordingly.

inserts marriage documents (shred the evidence!)

dispenses divorce papers ???

inserts a whip

PraetorianX · 09-15-2010, 07:01 PM

*dispenses fuzzy handcuffs*

Inserts a candle

Midwinter Mist · 09-15-2010, 08:14 PM

*Dispenses a framed and apparently autographed photo of Jesus*

*Inserts 1,000 yen*

desertrat · 09-15-2010, 08:19 PM

Puts in $5 , just to keep vending machine happy , and gets meaningless answer . desert rat

PraetorianX · 09-15-2010, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midwinter Mist

*Dispenses a framed and apparently autographed photo of Jesus*

LOL, does that mean you think LTL and I need some religious intervention?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midwinter Mist

*Inserts 1,000 yen*

*Dispenses an ice cold Coke*

Inserts a piece of chalk.

Midwinter Mist · 09-16-2010, 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PraetorianX

LOL, does that mean you think LTL and I need some religious intervention?

*Dispenses an ice cold Coke*

Inserts a piece of chalk.

I don't know, take it up with the photo.

*Dispenses a pencil*

*Inserts a book about astral projection*

mindset · 09-16-2010, 01:59 AM

*Dispenses a gooey alien*

~Inserts a toothpick~

Midwinter Mist · 09-16-2010, 02:33 AM

*Dispenses Mindset's wisdom teeth*

*Inserts half a penny*

09-14-2010, 04:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
Midwinter Mist Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Lucid Dreamville Posts: 911	Dream (Vending) Machine You proudly stand before a glowing vending machine, preparing to quench your growing thirst. However, this is no ordinary vending machine. Remarkably, the contents of this machine are the very depths of your dreamy imagination and what you'll receive is far from predictable (the following poster makes the decision). Here is an example of the game: Poster 01: Inserts a dollar Poster 02: Dispenses an empty soda can Inserts an expired coupon Poster 03: Dispenses a doomsday device Inserts a banana Poster 04: Dispenses a banana skin Inserts Steve Pavlina's book Need I go on? No? Great! So, let's get started. *Inserts three dollars*

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PraetorianX Family Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Stuck somewhere in the Space/Time Continuum Posts: 1,321	<Inserts a silver dollar>

09-14-2010, 06:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
GhostGoat Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 506	Dispenses a half pint of Captain Morgan Silver Spiced Rum. Inserts a guitar pick

09-14-2010, 07:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
Midwinter Mist Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Lucid Dreamville Posts: 911	Dispenses a book of acoustic guitar lessons by Steve Pavlina Inserts a bottlecap

09-14-2010, 07:57 PM	#8 (permalink)
PraetorianX Family Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Stuck somewhere in the Space/Time Continuum Posts: 1,321	Dispenses an authentic WW2 Enfield Rifle with Bayonett, but no ammo. Inserts a dirty sock

09-14-2010, 11:34 PM	#11 (permalink)
Midwinter Mist Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Lucid Dreamville Posts: 911	Dispenses cookie crumbs Inserts a box of wisdom

09-14-2010, 11:44 PM	#12 (permalink)
GhostGoat Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 506	inserts a sand dollar

09-15-2010, 03:01 AM	#13 (permalink)
mindset Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 939	Dispenses a diamond ring Inserts a button

09-15-2010, 12:54 PM	#14 (permalink)
PraetorianX Family Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Stuck somewhere in the Space/Time Continuum Posts: 1,321	Dispenses a Coach purse. *inserts a staple remover"

09-15-2010, 03:01 PM	#15 (permalink)
desertrat Family Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 2,881	Looks at vending machine , and walks away , I get better odds from a slot machine . desert rat

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PraetorianX Family Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Stuck somewhere in the Space/Time Continuum Posts: 1,321	Vending machine spits out a tripwire and makes desertrat fall for walking away from it

09-15-2010, 05:57 PM	#19 (permalink)
PraetorianX Family Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Stuck somewhere in the Space/Time Continuum Posts: 1,321	dispenses some shampoo and conditioner because the Vending Machine knows you are going to take a shower Inserts my cell phone.... (it is driving me nuts)

09-15-2010, 06:03 PM	#20 (permalink)
lifetimelearner Legendary Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 11,359	dispenses my phone number -but it's written with invisible ink Inserts a wet towel

09-15-2010, 06:17 PM	#21 (permalink)
PraetorianX Family Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Stuck somewhere in the Space/Time Continuum Posts: 1,321	dispenses a hair dryer with no electric cord.....and a regular pen Inserts a hershey's kiss.

09-15-2010, 06:40 PM	#22 (permalink)
Mynder Family Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Northern Germany Posts: 2,659	dispenses a gorgeous woman, pierced accordingly. inserts marriage documents (shred the evidence!)

09-15-2010, 07:01 PM	#24 (permalink)
PraetorianX Family Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Stuck somewhere in the Space/Time Continuum Posts: 1,321	dispenses fuzzy handcuffs Inserts a candle

09-15-2010, 08:14 PM	#25 (permalink)
Midwinter Mist Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Lucid Dreamville Posts: 911	Dispenses a framed and apparently autographed photo of Jesus Inserts 1,000 yen

09-15-2010, 08:19 PM	#26 (permalink)
desertrat Family Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 2,881	Puts in $5 , just to keep vending machine happy , and gets meaningless answer . desert rat

09-16-2010, 01:59 AM	#29 (permalink)
mindset Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 939	Dispenses a gooey alien ~Inserts a toothpick~

09-16-2010, 02:33 AM	#30 (permalink)
Midwinter Mist Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Lucid Dreamville Posts: 911	Dispenses Mindset's wisdom teeth Inserts half a penny

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