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Old 08-31-2010, 08:39 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Here's a brief list of things you should never say to a wife that is not too privy on Personal Development:

+ All the riches are in my head!
+ The ring just hasn't manifested yet!
+ I love you...like I love all women!

Anyone have some good ones?
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Old 08-31-2010, 12:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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How about:

-It's not just you, it's ALL you!!
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Here's a brief list of things you should never say to a wife that is not too privy on Personal Development:

+ All the riches are in my head!
+ The ring just hasn't manifested yet!
+ I love you...like I love all women!

Anyone have some good ones?

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no those jeans don't make your ass look like two pigs fighting under a blanket

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For when the wife wants to "talk":
Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.


For when you want to be romantic:
Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
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"patience... it is just his gremlin speaking"

"he's not really angry at me, he's angry at himself"

"he is just being very insecure, it means nothing about me"

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