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07-25-2010, 03:46 AM
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  |  6-month SPF INVESTIGATION REPORT Hidden cameras in the Charleston Hotel in West Covina in room# 341 reveal a consistent pattern of rendevous between Marinik and Shasah. These meetings took place over a six-month period. While their behavior is NOTHING like they present themselves to us here, we unfortunately found nothing illegal. WHO WILL BE INVESTIGATED NEXT? YouTube - The Charleston Last edited by royster; 07-25-2010 at 03:48 AM. |
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07-25-2010, 03:54 AM
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| After several months of tailing Mynder, our privates eye found that his claims of being "just a regular schmuck" proved to be far from the truth. Here is secret film of him in the North Carolina nightclub, The Cannonball Rag. YouTube - Duane Eddy - 'Cannonball Rag' (1975) |
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07-25-2010, 04:09 AM
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| Andrew gubb This hidden camera evidence of ANDREW GUBB contains some edited parts because they're just too disgusting to see with the naked eye. The evidence offers that he fancies himself royalty, and his satanic symbols embellish a night of drinking and carrousing that makes many bachelors jealous. In his OWN WORDS, Andrew confesses his actions to hidden tape recorders. YouTube - Prince - Delirious Last edited by royster; 07-25-2010 at 05:03 AM. |
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07-25-2010, 04:22 AM
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| RoxyRuby In this grainy video...the camera had to be cleverly concealed in a bubble-blowing machine, RoxyRuby exhibits clear intoxication and some degree of disorientation. Again, there was nothing illegal found...YET. YouTube - Marianne Faithfull - As Tears Go By (1965) |
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07-25-2010, 04:46 AM
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| LifeTimeLearner flips CodeNameSmiley testifies regarding the sensless shooting spree LifeTimeLearner committed. Clear photographic evidence was not enough for an indictment due to technicalities regarding "conflict of interest". YouTube - Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun - Julie Brown |
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07-25-2010, 05:19 AM
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| EXHIBIT "A" reveals ZACK MATLEY confessing he has squandered millions of dollars of investors' money, and is seen trying to destroy evidence by way of arson. A shameless act, it was nonetheless not enough to win a conviction. YouTube - Roxy Music - More than this |
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07-25-2010, 05:41 AM
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| Jon Tore it up In an unrelated search of Jon Tore's extensive video library police found this self-evident indictment of a creative mind gone mad. This was filmed just before he began wearing his famous Viking hat. When this evidence was discovered, he SUSPICIOUSLY CHANGED HIS AVATAR...a crime in itself. YouTube - Talking Heads - Psycho Killer |
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07-25-2010, 07:10 AM
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| Nixon had nothing on THESE tapes! Video planted in Solipsist's office twenty years ago recently surfaced when his retirement party got out of hand, and unsavory videos spewed on the ground for ALL TO SEE. Police had forgotten the cameras were there, investigating a marriage gone bad, with perhaps some unsavory HANKY PANKY going on. YouTube - R.B. Greaves -Take A Letter Maria |
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07-25-2010, 07:45 AM
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| brand X not good enough for brenndanz Our investigative reporter goes behind the scenes and captures the APPALLING squanderence of money BRENNDANZ spends for environmentally insane secret weapons...WHICH ARE SOLD TO STEVE PAVLINA!shocking, but maybe true. YouTube - Top Gear to Julie Brown: I Like Them Big and Stupid Last edited by royster; 07-25-2010 at 07:50 AM. |
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07-25-2010, 11:11 AM
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 I am aware that some have accused me of hiring Bryan Ferry to sing on top of the fire as a diversion. On the advice of my lawyers, I have no further comment.
Last edited by Zach M; 07-25-2010 at 11:17 AM. Reason: dude, it's Bryan with a Y! | |
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07-25-2010, 01:44 PM
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| Under the mounds of rubble As this investigation will reveal, many members find fugitive assylum on this forum...perhaps because STEVE PAVLINA HIMSELF hides here. It comes as no surprize to find pairs of doobie-ous activity, as is seen in this evidence from GENE's underground criminal mecca. Mounds is briefly seen, thus hinting at some sort of abetting. Charges (probably 6 volt) are pending. YouTube - austin powers the spy who shagged me - sings |
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07-25-2010, 01:57 PM
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| living in the dam-age In conjunction with the above statements, this piece of evidence is perhaps the most damning. Cameras were set up to capture confessions of virtually every member of SPF, most noteably st33med, cacheborn, Shasah (Marinik -at a table making a deal of some sort), theMaster, royster, and others. Steve Pavlina himself is seen making some sort of under-the-table financial deal, possibly involving MONEY. YouTube - Talking Heads??Wild Wild Life Last edited by royster; 07-25-2010 at 08:48 PM. |
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07-25-2010, 02:10 PM
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07-25-2010, 02:14 PM
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| The Secret Language REVEALED AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE, THESE ARE NOT MIR COINCIDENCES, OR EVEN HAPHAZARD SYNCRONICITY: THE "UNFOUNDED CLAIMS" ARE ACTUALLY CONFESSIONS. Are you a rat-fink? Do you perform obedient acts of snitchery? Can you spell better than royster? Then the SPF investigative team NEEDS YOU! Present your own evidence of dirty, filthy little secrets and help us clean up THAT WHICH IS VERY SOILED AND *DANDRUFFY. disclaimer: some of this stuff might be true. In such events, we also need agents who can provide reasonable explanations and explain away to an unsuspecting public any misdoings. * It's like an appostrophy, but the pay scale is lower. |
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07-25-2010, 05:25 PM
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| Shasah away... After a long surveilance of Shasah for suspicion of selling stolen cars, it was discovered she suffered from certain issues in which the court took sympathy. Charges were dropped, and she was court-appointed to several years on the Steve Pavlina Forums, sentenced to finding real and enduring friends. In this video surveilence, Mounds is seen in his true role of espienage. The event changed him, too. Issues of loss and abandonment are not crimes. Not to the victim. YouTube - Toy Story 2: When Somebody Loved Me. |
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07-25-2010, 06:40 PM
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I have found it beneficial to clear the browsing history after several video views (I'm running Windows XP on a standard browser). | |
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07-25-2010, 06:53 PM
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07-25-2010, 07:17 PM
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| Al Kite A Check -I LUST for avacadoes ...code? The government began monitoring Samual W. Hurnhorsh at an early age, due to the charactoristics he exhibited. He is know here only as "ILLUSTRO CADO", and is currently under investigation for setting off whoopie cushions at dignitary meetings where he is not invited...BUT SOME HOW GETS IN. YouTube - R.E.M. - Orange Crush (Video) |
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07-25-2010, 07:55 PM
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| Steve Pavlina indicted Through a series of electronic counter-monitoring, it is conclusively proven that STEVE PAVLINA was operating a counter-top operation using his own members...his foot AND tongue...to spy on LifeTimeLearner, a tawdry pumpkin with a trick-or-treat personality. Code named "Bazil", Pavlina is caught "spicing it up" in this evidence, and ADVISING OPPOSITE OF WHAT HIS "FRONT" FORUM SUGGESTS. YouTube - Austin Powers: Madonna - Beautiful Stranger (HQ) Last edited by royster; 07-25-2010 at 07:59 PM. |
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07-25-2010, 08:28 PM
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| cash - cache- chacheborn's cash CACHEBORN is caught guitar-handed advocating drugs, laundering money ("to get the germs off", he claims) and feeding wildlife controlled substances. The location he designates for the disgusting deals is stated quite clearly. royster was in on the crew watching Cacheborn from the safety of his drum set. What he saw was...the back of cacheborn's head. YouTube - Small Faces, Itchycoo Park it's actually stunning how the drummer DOES look and move like a younger me. Last edited by royster; 07-25-2010 at 08:35 PM. |
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07-25-2010, 09:16 PM
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| ceiling wax Authorities have spent years trying to find out what WAX FROG looks like. A hot tip from an *OBSCURE ALBUM COVER (of which only 4 copies were ever sold) revealed his whereabouts, and sordid activities. This compilation of evidence shows several petty crimes...and a few petting ones...as WAX FROG AKA: HORRACE T. AHALP manages an illigeal establishment. YouTube - Roll With It - Steve Winwood *true clue |
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07-25-2010, 09:56 PM
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 That's not to say you can't Dis-guy yourself, if the guy isn't fit. But i think it's properly expressed "Un-guy-ulation". Shasah just called it 'divorce'. Last edited by royster; 07-25-2010 at 10:00 PM. | |
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07-26-2010, 01:47 AM
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| meat and potatoes start with HAMBURGER! Quote:
Lil Chris was once suspected of being the "Lovers' Lane Licker" (who was never caught). These are the very candid-camera shots that aquitted him...AND LifeTime Learner. As we all know, LTL has YET to be hand-cuffed. (I mean, today). YouTube - Meat Loaf - Paradise By The Dashboard Light Last edited by royster; 07-26-2010 at 01:49 AM. | |
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07-27-2010, 02:18 PM
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| "Steve Pavlina Forums" was an inside job. Its purpose and intent were carefully planned well in advance, and the cover-up involved scattering the evidence. YouTube - The Curly Shuffle |
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07-27-2010, 03:35 PM
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| A legal injunction filed by LifeTimeLearner, Marinik and Shasah has forced me to post this disclaimer. YouTube - Shania Twain - Man! I Feel Like A Woman |
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