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Old 03-04-2007, 08:55 AM
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Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations

*shakes head* I fear for the future of our judiciary system

My favorites:

* Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
* Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."

* Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
* Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."
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Old 03-12-2007, 04:01 PM
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hehe that was a nice monday morning laugh!

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