Unhealthy but Delicious Recipes!

[IamAlsoThat]

I already posted this a bit ago in the inappropriate section, but lets say you want to raise your energy or happiness or want to get fat, use these recipes. Die happy, fat, and saying yummy.

(Actually eating foods like this are only a craving that cause suffering, but still. Suffering is the only path to enlightenment!)

I will start:

Default Amazing APPLE CRUMBLE!!
Now for a nice dose of serious to make this thread even more inapprops.
Today I had an apple crumble pie... It was to die for and really not that hard to make

Preheat oven to 350 F/180C
Step 1: Take about 8 green apples, peel them remove their cores and cut them into at least 8 slices each. Spread the apples into about 2 layers of apple slices on a 9"x12" glass pan. Apples should cover 2-3 inches from the bottom.

Step 2: Mix about 2 table spoons of cinnamon with about 90 grams of white sugar. Pour this as evenly as possible over the apples along with a fifth cup of lemon (only to make sure the apples don't brown).

Step 3: Take 50 g quickoatmeal (Quaker) and 180 g of brown sugar 150 grams of flour and 140 grams of butter cut into small (pinky sized cubes). Mix them with your hand or with a blender until there is no free-floating dry substances (flour, sugar, oatmeal) ... Pour this crumble topping over the cake evenly and thickly

Place in oven for about 1 hour then let sit in the oven for a while (say have dinner during this time) then eat it for desert

The apples should turn apple sauce-like and the top should be amazing add vanilla ice cream if you want.

It's amazing

[Wax Frog]

Originally Posted by IamAlsoThat

It was to die for...

Per the topic, don't you mean to die OF?

[IamAlsoThat]

muhahaha shhhhhhhh

[cacheborn]

I believe these guys will give you some serious competition for unhealthy recipes

[WanderingOak]

Could we have a translation from grams into cups/teaspoons/etc., for the Yankees among us who don't speak metric?

[IamAlsoThat]

Damn it and I translated the original from those cups and stuff to grams lol
250grams is a cup...
3/8 cup = 85 grams of sugar (its sugar... lets go with half a cup because its 90 grams)
5/8 cup = 140 grams of butter

7/8 cup = 175 grams of brown sugar (so a little bit more than that let's go with a cup )

1 cup = 110 grams +1/3 cup = 40 grams =1+1/3 cups for 150grams

a bit less than half a cup of quaker oats

Again spread the thin apple slices evenly over the bottom of the pan pour lemon juice then sugar+cinammon (2 tablespoons)

then mix the butter with the brownsugar and quaker oats its supposed to make lumpy uniform kind of stuff (I mixed it with my hands mashing it together but it gets messy, prolly better with a mixing bowl) until you cant see just pure lumps of butter.

then pour this over the top and put it in the oven

[nicbrahms]

Oh my God, you just had to do it didn't you. You naughty boy.

Fancy airing your tasty, scrumptious recipes for all and sundry, shame on you. Shame on you. Behold the evil eye of shame.

Mmmm apple pie you say!

[Andrew Brunelle]

How unhealthy do you want the recipes to be? There are some recipes that some would think are unbelieveably unhealthy that others would think are mildly unhealthy, such as a hamburger or steak.

[IamAlsoThat]

Unhealthy enough that people prefer it to anything else.

It doesnt really have to be unhealthy but lets say you have a recipe for some salad... then you add butter to it... and now its a lot better... go for it

[veranadine]

I can't do it. I simply can't do it!

I cannot post an unhealthy recipe, for fear that someone might actually eat something unhealthy. ;-) LOL.

But seriously, here is one from my vegetarian blog that is relatively healthy and very tasty...

Meat-Free Sloppy Joes