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ssandra · 02-10-2010, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angela

Royster's a CIA operative.

Angela is not today.

royster · 02-10-2010, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Haigha

The original claim was that Royster has an illegal LABOTARY. He is using it to give himself a LOBOTOMY so he can enjoy reading Sarah Palin's book. He has a Sarah Palin poster in his bathroom.

Haigha would know that: he's Rush Limbaugh's script writer.

icutoffheads · 02-10-2010, 10:30 PM

royster is actually a golden retriever.

royster · 02-10-2010, 10:33 PM

THANK YOU, icutoffheads; it's about TIME someone realised I'm not that DUMB looking human over there!

And, as a Golden Retriever, I can't POSSIBLY make any illgotten claims against you.

However, I sniffed your ankles; you've been eating curry again.

Haigha · 02-10-2010, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by royster

Haigha would know that: he's Rush Limbaugh's script writer.

It's not easy these days. I have to write it on his hand.

Royster is now president of the Ann Coulter fan club. The other member died.

Ted the Mighty · 02-10-2010, 10:48 PM

Haigha is a distant nephew of Mao Zedong.

Mounds · 02-10-2010, 11:39 PM

Ted the Mighty once flipped out on Bon Jovi for singing about uncool concepts, like feelings and responsibility. Bon Jovi attacked with him with his cherry axe.
After fighting to the edges of the Earth, Bon Jovi realized the error in his ways. He's planning a comeback album, where he sings about women and motorcycles. Thank you Ted the Mighty.

royster · 02-10-2010, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Mounds

Ted the Mighty once flipped out on Bon Jovi for singing about uncool concepts, like feelings and responsibility. Bon Jovi attacked with him with his cherry axe.
After fighting to the edges of the Earth, Bon Jovi realized the error in his ways. He's planning a comeback album, where he sings about women and motorcycles. Thank you Ted the Mighty.

Mounds expected this thread to tank after the second posting. Having gone on to 5 pages, so far, he is hiding from the public view, knowing the Black Helicopters are after him...AAAAND his little dog.

Mounds · 02-11-2010, 01:15 AM

Royster hacked into this website to up his post count. Just try and find all 704 of his posts. I've been searching for weeks and I can only find 467.

royster · 02-11-2010, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Mounds

Royster hacked into this website to up his post count. Just try and find all 704 of his posts. I've been searching for weeks and I can only find 467.

There's a little-known thread on this forum called "The many joys of jello and the bathtubs filled with it". 697 of my posts are there, all in response to YOURS', ya big fibber!

Ted the Mighty · 02-11-2010, 09:17 AM

Once upon a time there was a little village with many picturesque cottages. They were rustic in construction, having wooden walls and thatched roofs. Things were peaceful enough except for the fact that goats frequently came in the night to eat the thatched roofs, exposing the villagers to all sorts of drafts. They were at a loss for what to do until Royster came forward. Being a clever bloke, he demonstrated that even goats can be repelled from eating thatching if one spreads curds up on the rooftop. This caught on and a new form of cheese now known as "cottage cheese" was gradually invented all thanks to Royster.

KaleidoskopicVision · 02-11-2010, 09:29 AM

Ted the Mighty is actually a 12 year old girl named Sally who perpetually lives in 1944. Upon finding a rip in the spacetime continuum, she became immortal through temporal disengagement. While the world outside moved on, she was still the same old Sally. Feeling quite dissatisfied with her perpetual identity in the post modern rush to recreate ourselves, she underwent a sex change, changed her name to Ted and took up bodybuilding and personal development.

Mynder · 02-11-2010, 09:46 AM

KaleidoscopicVision's handle is derived from his daily consumption of assorted mushrooms.

blossom · 02-11-2010, 11:37 AM

Mynder IS a mushroom. He floated down from outerspace over a century ago, and has since learnt the delicate art of shapeshifting. So now he appears as the person in the picture, but when it's time for bed, he makes sure noone is looking, and goes outside into his garden, digs himself a hole in his garden patch and morphs back into a mushroom until dawn breaks, where he turns back, showers and is his corporeal form before anyone wakes up and is any the wiser.
Only one person ever learnt this about him...and he is no longer with us!

Zach M · 02-11-2010, 11:55 AM

blossom is my alter-ego before I decided to post under my real name. I just found a photo of some random chick from Facebook.

cacheborn · 02-11-2010, 04:18 PM

Zach comes from the Andromeda galaxy. It's cool out there, he says.

Zach M · 02-11-2010, 07:38 PM

Cacheborn enjoys visits to the Andromeda Galaxy. He's from the Greater Magellanic Cloud and comes from a planet where the people look exactly like palm trees.

noitcefrep · 02-11-2010, 09:36 PM

Zack goes out of his way to portray a professional appearance, but secretly wants to show his individuality.

KaleidoskopicVision · 02-11-2010, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mynder

KaleidoscopicVision's handle is derived from his daily consumption of assorted mushrooms.

Actually that's not far from the truth

hugofortin · 02-12-2010, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by royster

HEY! That laboratory is almost legal. I just need to have a notary public stamp a seal of approval on the "grandafther clause" of the drain...which, incidently, Hugo, I noticed you've been bottling and selling in Ottawa as "Olympics Seltzer". The fine print says "just add water and carbonization". Hmphffff!

I want to let you know, almost is almost like illegal, so it's still illegal. You are illegal.

And yes! I make big money with "Olympics Seltzer". I will have a ad during the super bowl next year. What out!

Hugo

hugofortin · 02-12-2010, 12:12 AM

KaleidoskopicVision like to smoke assorted mushrooms and take a lot of alcool with assorted mushrooms.

royster · 02-12-2010, 12:14 AM

Hugofortin sounds like he's in a position to know...

By thw way...I'm not illegal yet; they ARE trying to outlaw roysters, but as of yet, we're still legitimate.

OlderWiser · 02-12-2010, 12:31 AM

"Royster" is really a form of "raw oyster", and he took that name to try to convince persons of his preferred gender that he was really virile, since raw oysters have the reputation for being aphrodesiacs.

KaleidoskopicVision · 02-12-2010, 01:51 AM

OlderWiser is actually not Older, or Wiser. She is really a 23 year old fashion model who uses a picture of her mother to evade the paparazzi on online forums.

lifetimelearner · 02-12-2010, 02:19 AM

your avatar pleasantly disturbs me

OlderWiser · 02-12-2010, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaleidoskopicVision

OlderWiser is actually not Older, or Wiser. She is really a 23 year old fashion model who uses a picture of her mother to evade the paparazzi on online forums.

OMG, I'm glad I didn't have a mouthful of water when I read that. I'd need a new keyboard!!!

(Oh, and I'm only wiser now than when I was younger. The nick is kind of a joke on myself because when I was young, I was an absolute f*&kwit.)

Which leads me to reveal that KaleidoskopicVision took that nickname from the Beatles song, "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds", inspired by "the girl with kaleidoscope eyes".

marinik · 02-12-2010, 04:32 AM

Yeah, yaeh.... they all say that... I was this and that... proof madam proof. And I do unfoundedly claim that you do no do not have the proof!

cacheborn · 02-12-2010, 05:26 AM

Marinik sings in her spare time and has been nominated for Grammy.

icesar · 02-12-2010, 06:08 AM

Cacheborne is a champion skijumper. Go Tanzania!

marinik · 02-12-2010, 06:57 AM

The one who thinks he is Cesar has not conquered Rome yet!

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02-10-2010, 10:30 PM	#123 (permalink)
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02-10-2010, 10:33 PM	#124 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	THANK YOU, icutoffheads; it's about TIME someone realised I'm not that DUMB looking human over there! And, as a Golden Retriever, I can't POSSIBLY make any illgotten claims against you. However, I sniffed your ankles; you've been eating curry again.

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Mounds Family Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 3,853	Royster hacked into this website to up his post count. Just try and find all 704 of his posts. I've been searching for weeks and I can only find 467.

02-11-2010, 09:17 AM	#131 (permalink)
Ted the Mighty Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 104	Once upon a time there was a little village with many picturesque cottages. They were rustic in construction, having wooden walls and thatched roofs. Things were peaceful enough except for the fact that goats frequently came in the night to eat the thatched roofs, exposing the villagers to all sorts of drafts. They were at a loss for what to do until Royster came forward. Being a clever bloke, he demonstrated that even goats can be repelled from eating thatching if one spreads curds up on the rooftop. This caught on and a new form of cheese now known as "cottage cheese" was gradually invented all thanks to Royster.

02-11-2010, 09:29 AM	#132 (permalink)
KaleidoskopicVision Family Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 2,296	Ted the Mighty is actually a 12 year old girl named Sally who perpetually lives in 1944. Upon finding a rip in the spacetime continuum, she became immortal through temporal disengagement. While the world outside moved on, she was still the same old Sally. Feeling quite dissatisfied with her perpetual identity in the post modern rush to recreate ourselves, she underwent a sex change, changed her name to Ted and took up bodybuilding and personal development.

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hugofortin Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ottawa Posts: 245	KaleidoskopicVision like to smoke assorted mushrooms and take a lot of alcool with assorted mushrooms.

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royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Hugofortin sounds like he's in a position to know... By thw way...I'm not illegal yet; they ARE trying to outlaw roysters, but as of yet, we're still legitimate.

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OlderWiser Retired Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 664	"Royster" is really a form of "raw oyster", and he took that name to try to convince persons of his preferred gender that he was really virile, since raw oysters have the reputation for being aphrodesiacs.

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