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ssandra · 02-09-2010, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by royster

No, I'm NOT!

Yes you are!

cacheborn · 02-10-2010, 04:07 AM

Sandra goes into the rain forest at night for hunting.

Mynder · 02-10-2010, 06:47 AM

cacheborn wasn't born in a cache but rather in a numeric coprocessor. The shame of that fact has him crying every night.

royster · 02-10-2010, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Mynder

cacheborn wasn't born in a cache but rather in a numeric coprocessor. The shame of that fact has him crying every night.

This one gets MY vote as one of the best so far!

Which is interesting since Mynder has no cache reserve to speak of.

Mynder · 02-10-2010, 03:59 PM

But that is only because Royster made too many cache hits on me!

cacheborn · 02-10-2010, 04:10 PM

Mynder has been on a space flight once, but it is top secret.

royster · 02-10-2010, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by cacheborn

Mynder has been on a space flight once, but it is top secret.

Those rides at DisneyWorld don't count, Cacheborn. Including your claim to have "conquered Mattahorn Mountain".

cacheborn · 02-10-2010, 04:19 PM

Royster's dog is the only dog in the world who can read and write.

Angela · 02-10-2010, 04:53 PM

Cacheborn is an international arms smuggler. Real arms. That's what's in the trunk of that car.

Mynder · 02-10-2010, 04:59 PM

Ever wondered why Angela Lord is called Angela LORD, and not Angela LADY?

Yep, that's right!

OlderWiser · 02-10-2010, 05:08 PM

Mynder doesn't really mynd at all.

ssandra · 02-10-2010, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by OlderWiser

Mynder doesn't really mynd at all.

OlderWiser is actually a butterfly who types with the power of her tiny but strong mind

royster · 02-10-2010, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ssandra

OlderWiser is actually a butterfly who types with the power of her tiny but strong mind

ssandra OWNS that apartment building you see behind her.

She evicted an old lady who had 78.3 cats, a bum who lived in the hallways (and I'm still mad about that) and raised the rent 67%. 99% of the tenants think that 54% of all statistics are 100% made-up, but I'm not so sure.

The cat lady is a member on this very forum!!!!!

OlderWiser · 02-10-2010, 05:39 PM

Royster has an evil twin, who left town years ago, but plans on returning to take over Royster's life after locking Royster in a dungeon wearing an iron mask, rather than killing him (because his evil twin may be evil, but isn't very smart, and hasn't read the Evil Overlord List see: Evil Overlord List - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia).

royster · 02-10-2010, 05:45 PM

OH BOY! Leonardo DiCaprio is going to be ME! OlderWiser can't MAKE THAT claim, though she's know to inhabit decrepit bodies and make them do the hoochy-kootchy and then turn themselves around...

THAT's what she's all ABOUT!

(I guess that dungeon is the Hokey Pokey...)

OlderWiser · 02-10-2010, 05:50 PM

Royster has been using remote viewing to mentally spy on me (how else would he know about my decrepit body and all that hootchie kootchie?!)

ssandra · 02-10-2010, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by royster

ssandra OWNS that apartment building you see behind her.

She evicted an old lady who had 78.3 cats, a bum who lived in the hallways (and I'm still mad about that) and raised the rent 67%. 99% of the tenants think that 54% of all statistics are 100% made-up, but I'm not so sure.

The cat lady is a member on this very forum!!!!!

Well.. it's a church so I guess it counts as an unfounded claim, since the rest seems to be pretty accurate...

ssandra · 02-10-2010, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by OlderWiser

Royster has been using remote viewing to mentally spy on me (how else would he know about my decrepit body and all that hootchie kootchie?!)

OlderWiser is actually not that much older... and about the wiser.. well.. we're still considering that part..

marinik · 02-10-2010, 06:23 PM

Ssandra is prone to fits of anger when she calls all the people around her ducks!

OlderWiser · 02-10-2010, 06:25 PM

marinik grows stinky flowers and weeds in her garden, just to annoy her neighbors.

marinik · 02-10-2010, 06:27 PM

OW loves to pick my stinky flowers and cook meals for her guests so they wouldn't come again for diner!

Jon Tore · 02-10-2010, 06:29 PM

Marinik is drilling a hole in the ground to hatch eggs in

royster · 02-10-2010, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon Tore

Marinik is drilling a hole in the ground to hatch eggs in

And OlderWiser is stealing them, to make stinky-flower and egg omlettes...because Jon asked her to a pot luck dinner at his tropical cabana.

Mynder · 02-10-2010, 07:17 PM

Jon Tore is a descendant of an ancient viking-berserker blood line, and still gets berserker rages (see avatar pic). That's why he always wears that helmet, too. When the rages come, he turns into a bull, and tries to take everybody head-on...literally.

shasah · 02-10-2010, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Mynder

Jon Tore is a descendant of an ancient viking-berserker blood line, and still gets berserker rages (see avatar pic). That's why he always wears that helmet, too. When the rages come, he turns into a bull, and tries to take everybody head-on...literally.

Mynder uses that fantastic mind of his to bend spoons, shovels and once a lawnmower blade. For his next feat, he is going to attempt to bend the axles on a car while walking on a tightrope suspended above the Rhine.

royster · 02-10-2010, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by shasah

Mynder uses that fantastic mind of his to bend spoons, shovels and once a lawnmower blade. For his next feat, he is going to attempt to bend the axles on a car while walking on a tightrope suspended above the Rhine.

These just keep getting better and better!

Shasah's used car lot is just a front for the laundering of dirty clothes that smug drugglers use when they got out to be smug, then get tomatoes thrown at them. She'll make you a GREAT deal on that truck backthere! It's full of dirty socks!

hugofortin · 02-10-2010, 08:55 PM

the dog in royster picture, it's not a real dog...this is a robot dog that royster made in his underground and illegal labotary. This lab was financed with our money.

royster · 02-10-2010, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by hugofortin

the dog in royster picture, it's not a real dog...this is a robot dog that royster made in his underground and illegal labotary. This lab was financed with our money.

HEY! That laboratory is almost legal. I just need to have a notary public stamp a seal of approval on the "grandafther clause" of the drain...which, incidently, Hugo, I noticed you've been bottling and selling in Ottawa as "Olympics Seltzer". The fine print says "just add water and carbonization". Hmphffff!

Angela · 02-10-2010, 09:26 PM

Royster's a CIA operative.

Haigha · 02-10-2010, 09:31 PM

The original claim was that Royster has an illegal LABOTARY. He is using it to give himself a LOBOTOMY so he can enjoy reading Sarah Palin's book. He has a Sarah Palin poster in his bathroom.

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royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	OH BOY! Leonardo DiCaprio is going to be ME! OlderWiser can't MAKE THAT claim, though she's know to inhabit decrepit bodies and make them do the hoochy-kootchy and then turn themselves around... THAT's what she's all ABOUT! (I guess that dungeon is the Hokey Pokey...) Last edited by royster; 02-10-2010 at 05:48 PM.

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cacheborn Family Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 6,439	Sandra goes into the rain forest at night for hunting.

02-10-2010, 06:47 AM	#93 (permalink)
Mynder Family Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Northern Germany Posts: 2,659	cacheborn wasn't born in a cache but rather in a numeric coprocessor. The shame of that fact has him crying every night.

02-10-2010, 03:59 PM	#95 (permalink)
Mynder Family Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Northern Germany Posts: 2,659	But that is only because Royster made too many cache hits on me!

02-10-2010, 04:10 PM	#96 (permalink)
cacheborn Family Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 6,439	Mynder has been on a space flight once, but it is top secret.

02-10-2010, 04:19 PM	#98 (permalink)
cacheborn Family Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 6,439	Royster's dog is the only dog in the world who can read and write.

02-10-2010, 04:53 PM	#99 (permalink)
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02-10-2010, 04:59 PM	#100 (permalink)
Mynder Family Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Northern Germany Posts: 2,659	Ever wondered why Angela Lord is called Angela LORD, and not Angela LADY? Yep, that's right!

02-10-2010, 05:08 PM	#101 (permalink)
OlderWiser Retired Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 664	Mynder doesn't really mynd at all.

02-10-2010, 05:39 PM	#104 (permalink)
OlderWiser Retired Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 664	Royster has an evil twin, who left town years ago, but plans on returning to take over Royster's life after locking Royster in a dungeon wearing an iron mask, rather than killing him (because his evil twin may be evil, but isn't very smart, and hasn't read the Evil Overlord List see: Evil Overlord List - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia).

02-10-2010, 05:50 PM	#106 (permalink)
OlderWiser Retired Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 664	Royster has been using remote viewing to mentally spy on me (how else would he know about my decrepit body and all that hootchie kootchie?!)

02-10-2010, 06:23 PM	#109 (permalink)
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02-10-2010, 06:27 PM	#111 (permalink)
marinik Legendary Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Where Living and Loving and Laughing are written into the Constitution Posts: 14,240	OW loves to pick my stinky flowers and cook meals for her guests so they wouldn't come again for diner!

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Jon Tore Family Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Norway Posts: 1,189	Marinik is drilling a hole in the ground to hatch eggs in

02-10-2010, 07:17 PM	#114 (permalink)
Mynder Family Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Northern Germany Posts: 2,659	Jon Tore is a descendant of an ancient viking-berserker blood line, and still gets berserker rages (see avatar pic). That's why he always wears that helmet, too. When the rages come, he turns into a bull, and tries to take everybody head-on...literally.

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hugofortin Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ottawa Posts: 245	the dog in royster picture, it's not a real dog...this is a robot dog that royster made in his underground and illegal labotary. This lab was financed with our money.

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Angela Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 22,520	Royster's a CIA operative.

02-10-2010, 09:31 PM	#120 (permalink)
Haigha Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Near Vancouver, Canada Posts: 98	The original claim was that Royster has an illegal LABOTARY. He is using it to give himself a LOBOTOMY so he can enjoy reading Sarah Palin's book. He has a Sarah Palin poster in his bathroom.

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