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There goes Vampira, again, streaking across the sky on her broom, flying monkeys a-flap behind her. She really makes the drive-through people CRAZY with her orders for Monkey Burgers. Then she Z-Z-Z-Z-ZZZZTTT!!!! shocks me with her Roysterizing Electric Wand And Retaliation Device...Oouououohhhh...~ Last edited by royster; 12-14-2011 at 08:21 PM. |
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Folly's Kitty Boutique is doing a thriving business this year. The "AfroCat" hair-do proved to be very popular, but I think a cat imitating a poodle is just going too far. And the Kitty Manicure stations are a mess. |
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| HUH!? WHAT'S THAT NOISE? GOOD LORD, THERE GOES FLYING MONEY WOMAN AGAIN, menacing the skies with her ZTZTZTZTZTZ UH OH bbwwWWWWWACKIT! YIKES! WARNING SHOTS! FUZZZZZIZZZZLEEEEFIZZZZZZZUT! OUCH! MY BUTT! MY POOR, OLD-MAN (yet still firm and appealing) BUTT! eEEEEEEHEEEEE HEEEEE HEEEEEE! BZZZZZAP! OH! THAT HIDEOUS LAUGHTER! BZZZZZMICROWAVE! Guh...uhhhn...loooord....can't...make...complete.. ..ughn...sentences.... Last edited by royster; 12-15-2011 at 08:11 PM. |
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| That's not "my" bed: it's a motel room in North Carolina. It seems I'm looking at a road atlas, but that's just to cover my PlayGirl magazine. Marinik has 59 vintage Cadillacs in a variety of colors. She rents them out to celebrities...and hides in the trunk so she can eavesdrop on their cell phone calls. This explains WHY she smells like a spare tire. |
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