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lifetimelearner · 02-07-2010, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by shasah

LTL lives in a house

What she doesn't say is that the house is made of cheese and she will be out of crackers soon

I deleted and you caught me !!

roxyruby · 02-07-2010, 03:18 PM

Lifetime learners skin turns bright, shining green when they go out in the sun.

Tanja · 02-07-2010, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by lifetimelearner

I deleted and you caught me !!

LTL is a train spotter.

lifetimelearner · 02-07-2010, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by roxyruby

Lifetime learners skin turns bright, shining green when they go out in the sun.

sounds cool !!

royster · 02-07-2010, 08:06 PM

LTL was a groupie for The Pretenders, and still sends Chrissie Hinds love letters.

shasah · 02-07-2010, 08:24 PM

There's something you didn't know about Royster. It's a big secret, so don't tell anyone but he's actually Chuck Norris in disguise. He's just REALLY good at the incognito thing.

Mounds · 02-07-2010, 08:24 PM

The dog in Royster's avatar is actually a stuffed animal. He carries it in the trunk of his car in case photo opportunities arise.

shasah · 02-07-2010, 08:27 PM

And Mounds, well, you know the saying "sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't" well I hear tell he's having an affair with that M&M's chick...

royster · 02-07-2010, 08:28 PM

Having studied intensely under George W. Bush, Tim would know this photo-op technique!

icutoffheads · 02-07-2010, 08:32 PM

royster invented the word "juxtaposition". he named it after his grandmother.

royster · 02-07-2010, 08:36 PM

It's a very difficult one to assume, too!

Icutoffheads is really ashamed of his poor photography...thus the user name.

Mounds · 02-07-2010, 09:23 PM

They say Royster counted to infinity... twice.

royster · 02-07-2010, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Mounds

They say Royster counted to infinity... twice.

That's a testimony to how old my soul is, Tim. I heard you got arrested for indecent exposure...by counting to 21.

Mounds · 02-07-2010, 11:47 PM

That officer only arrested me because I kept pointing at her (good one, btw!

)

Royster thinks he lives in an action movie. Everyday when he gets close to work, he puts the car in neutral and dives out.

blossom · 02-08-2010, 12:12 AM

Mounds morphs randomly from human, to mangled cat, to E.T, and his transformation occurs whilst doing the hokey pokey and playing the theme to Evita on his ukalele...Shhhhh, don't tell anyone.

shasah · 02-08-2010, 12:21 AM

Blossom actually breathes through her feet and she is currently drowning. Help her!!!!

royster · 02-08-2010, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by shasah

Blossom actually breathes through her feet and she is currently drowning. Help her!!!!

RUN, SPARKY, RUN!!

Even though Shasah has a rap-sheet for filing false alarms, she seems to have the facts together on this one. One out of 34 isn't bad.

icutoffheads · 02-08-2010, 02:14 AM

royster continuously travels through time and changes things so that i always post directly after him.

blossom · 02-08-2010, 02:37 AM

icutoffheads is really a 12 year old who makes candy and sells it at the markets...she plays too many video games, and wants to be a samurai when she grows up.

roxyruby · 02-08-2010, 02:39 AM

blossom has 2 mouths on the bottom of both feet, 1 on the bottom of each foot, and feeds on mud, & small creatures and plants that live in muddy water, which is what she is doing in her picture. The "mouth" on her face is very small, and only used for communication.

blossom · 02-08-2010, 03:07 AM

That's totally true. I'm the creature from the blue lagoon....wooooooohoo!

royster · 02-08-2010, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by blossom

That's totally true. I'm the creature from the blue lagoon....wooooooohoo!

YOWZA! RUN, Sparky, RUN! The OTHER way! She's morphing into hermorphadite morphine!

Mynder · 02-08-2010, 05:07 PM

Royster loves to doctor animals into pictures and invent stories about them.

Angela · 02-08-2010, 06:37 PM

Mynder designed a commonly-used chastity belt that can be picked up at the Hustler Store.

Mynder · 02-08-2010, 06:39 PM

Actually, that claim is not all unfounded. It's pretty new, and just hit the stores three days ago.

It's the "Sarcasm 2012" doomsayer belt, guaranteed to repel anybody crazy enough to get close enough for sex. Well, unless they believe in the end of the world and are desperate. Or just VERY desperate.

blossom · 02-08-2010, 08:38 PM

Mynder is really Batman. He flies by night and eats REAL bats.

icutoffheads · 02-08-2010, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by blossom

icutoffheads is really a 12 year old who makes candy and sells it at the markets...she plays too many video games, and wants to be a samurai when she grows up.

that's awesome and also 100% accurate.

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In the early 90's, Blossom had her own television show co-staring Joey Lawrence.

royster · 02-08-2010, 09:31 PM

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royster continuously travels through time and changes things so that i always post directly after him.

icutoffheads tampered with my time-machine equipment to get AHEAD of me.

Mounds · 02-08-2010, 10:46 PM

Royster hangs out in the women's underwear department at Sears to meet women. I know this because he was invading my turf.

lifetimelearner · 02-08-2010, 10:52 PM

THAT WASN'T THE WOMENS DEPT !!

02-07-2010, 08:06 PM	#35 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	I went back to Ohio LTL was a groupie for The Pretenders, and still sends Chrissie Hinds love letters.

02-07-2010, 08:28 PM	#39 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	"Don't misundertake me..."GKB Having studied intensely under George W. Bush, Tim would know this photo-op technique!

02-07-2010, 08:36 PM	#41 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	pretzels! It's a very difficult one to assume, too! Icutoffheads is really ashamed of his poor photography...thus the user name.

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roxyruby Family Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 5,929	Lifetime learners skin turns bright, shining green when they go out in the sun.

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Mounds Family Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 3,853	The dog in Royster's avatar is actually a stuffed animal. He carries it in the trunk of his car in case photo opportunities arise.

02-07-2010, 08:27 PM	#38 (permalink)
shasah Family Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: USA Posts: 3,750	And Mounds, well, you know the saying "sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't" well I hear tell he's having an affair with that M&M's chick...

02-07-2010, 08:32 PM	#40 (permalink)
icutoffheads Banned Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Oregon Posts: 237	royster invented the word "juxtaposition". he named it after his grandmother.

02-07-2010, 09:23 PM	#42 (permalink)
Mounds Family Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 3,853	They say Royster counted to infinity... twice.

02-07-2010, 11:47 PM	#44 (permalink)
Mounds Family Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 3,853	That officer only arrested me because I kept pointing at her (good one, btw! ) Royster thinks he lives in an action movie. Everyday when he gets close to work, he puts the car in neutral and dives out.

02-08-2010, 12:12 AM	#45 (permalink)
blossom Banned Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 3,897	Mounds morphs randomly from human, to mangled cat, to E.T, and his transformation occurs whilst doing the hokey pokey and playing the theme to Evita on his ukalele...Shhhhh, don't tell anyone.

02-08-2010, 12:21 AM	#46 (permalink)
shasah Family Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: USA Posts: 3,750	Blossom actually breathes through her feet and she is currently drowning. Help her!!!!

02-08-2010, 02:14 AM	#48 (permalink)
icutoffheads Banned Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Oregon Posts: 237	royster continuously travels through time and changes things so that i always post directly after him.

02-08-2010, 02:37 AM	#49 (permalink)
blossom Banned Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 3,897	icutoffheads is really a 12 year old who makes candy and sells it at the markets...she plays too many video games, and wants to be a samurai when she grows up.

02-08-2010, 02:39 AM	#50 (permalink)
roxyruby Family Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 5,929	blossom has 2 mouths on the bottom of both feet, 1 on the bottom of each foot, and feeds on mud, & small creatures and plants that live in muddy water, which is what she is doing in her picture. The "mouth" on her face is very small, and only used for communication.

02-08-2010, 03:07 AM	#51 (permalink)
blossom Banned Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 3,897	That's totally true. I'm the creature from the blue lagoon....wooooooohoo!

02-08-2010, 05:07 PM	#53 (permalink)
Mynder Family Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Northern Germany Posts: 2,659	Royster loves to doctor animals into pictures and invent stories about them.

02-08-2010, 06:37 PM	#54 (permalink)
Angela Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 22,520	Mynder designed a commonly-used chastity belt that can be picked up at the Hustler Store.

02-08-2010, 06:39 PM	#55 (permalink)
Mynder Family Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Northern Germany Posts: 2,659	Actually, that claim is not all unfounded. It's pretty new, and just hit the stores three days ago. It's the "Sarcasm 2012" doomsayer belt, guaranteed to repel anybody crazy enough to get close enough for sex. Well, unless they believe in the end of the world and are desperate. Or just VERY desperate.

02-08-2010, 08:38 PM	#56 (permalink)
blossom Banned Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 3,897	Mynder is really Batman. He flies by night and eats REAL bats.

02-08-2010, 10:46 PM	#59 (permalink)
Mounds Family Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 3,853	Royster hangs out in the women's underwear department at Sears to meet women. I know this because he was invading my turf.

02-08-2010, 10:52 PM	#60 (permalink)
lifetimelearner Legendary Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 11,359	THAT WASN'T THE WOMENS DEPT !!

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