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royster · 04-03-2010, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gene

My question is do you see live gremlins, dead gremlins or both. I can imagined you walking the streets saying seriously, :I talk to dead gremlins..

ANSWER: The one I bought for $100 was dead; the fuel line was gunked up. The one I bought for $35 was comatose; I just had to put the carbouretor back on. The one I bought used off the lot was quite...(Gene Wilder, "Young Frankenstein) ALLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

royster · 06-28-2010, 04:22 AM

Roger loved his split-pea-soup-and-cheese-puffs baths, but his dog was confused by the smell.

illustration: robcartoon

royster · 06-28-2010, 04:33 AM

Trying to avoid the publicity his reincarnation would bring, Winston Churchill scouts out a place to hide.

codenamesmiley · 06-29-2010, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Wax Frog

There were actually 7 Brady kids...

good one, Waxy!!

MusicalMatt · 06-29-2010, 08:56 PM

When pickpocket's try to nab wallets just before a marathon.

MusicalMatt · 06-29-2010, 09:00 PM

During the snowstorm of the decade, Roy was forced to flee his burning home mid-shower and knew the buried Salvation Army's clothing dumpster was his only hope.

Wax Frog · 06-29-2010, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by codenamesmiley

good one, Waxy!!

Ah, blast from the past! Bless you, kind CN:S

MusicalMatt · 06-29-2010, 09:03 PM

After failing med school, Jack refused to give up on his promise to get rid of the Giant's tapeworm.

MusicalMatt · 06-29-2010, 09:06 PM

Next time on "College Cats", the hopeful young Jimmy is rejected by Megan.

codenamesmiley · 06-29-2010, 09:15 PM

Sent you some inspirational photos, Roy.

MusicalMatt · 06-29-2010, 09:15 PM

Jabba the Hutt learned to use utensils at an early age.

royster · 06-29-2010, 09:16 PM

GOOD ONES, Musical Matt!!

royster · 06-29-2010, 09:18 PM

The hares suspected bias at the finish line when the ref turned out to be a turtle.

thanks codenamesliley!

MusicalMatt · 06-29-2010, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marinik

Carl didn't know how to tell his wife she had gained weight, so he decided to let Mr. Anderson connect the dots.

royster · 06-29-2010, 09:23 PM

The combining of Yoga, intraspection and too much alcohol with pretzels triggered the "Mobeus Affect" for Harold.

thanks again to codenamesmiley

MusicalMatt · 06-29-2010, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by royster

The combining of Yoga, intraspection and too much alcohol with pretzels triggered the "Mobeus Affect" for Harold.

thanks again to codenamesmiley

#1

#2 "Nope, the Precious isn't in here."

royster · 06-30-2010, 02:41 PM

Security cameras capture the latest incident of the Florida Horny Rapefish phenomena.

royster · 06-30-2010, 02:51 PM

Sampson's watchdog duties were seriously compromised by his propensity to tell "blond" jokes instead of being on guard.

MANY thanks to KaleidiscopicVision for this photograph, which I have shared extensively.

royster · 06-30-2010, 05:19 PM

Their social events odd, by our standards, the Helgrimites' baptismal served several purposes during Pirahnna season.

codenamesmiley · 07-01-2010, 12:36 AM

After years of pondering the inspiration given to him by the toothbrush commercial, RayJay stomping mudholes finally afforded him the money to get his new "flip top head".

Mounds · 07-01-2010, 12:43 AM

Mr. Pavlina! If you would just turn and cough...

royster · 07-01-2010, 03:06 AM

Ronald's flatulence was extreme, to say the least.

royster · 07-01-2010, 03:14 AM

The C.I.A. abandons waterboarding for harsher techniques.

royster · 07-02-2010, 11:53 AM

Being shellfish and pridefull,the clams were also very envious of the oyster's tongue-piercing.

photo: thanks to Marinik

codenamesmiley · 07-02-2010, 04:49 PM

Roy, I love you! This one here, made my day!

Thanks.

royster · 07-02-2010, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by codenamesmiley

Roy, I love you! This one here, made my day!

Thanks.

Gorsh, yer welcome, CNS!
It DOES sort of look like your avatar.

MusicalMatt · 07-02-2010, 06:45 PM

As a young adult, Santa spent several years traveling the U.S. and experiencing all the highlights of their individual cultures. After a brief membership in the "Deliverance fan club", he found great comfort in isolating with the huge frozen expanse of the Arctic.

royster · 07-03-2010, 02:19 AM

Deceived into believing he was alone with Miss Piggy, Ray Charles was about to get himself into HUGE trouble.

photo: Wax Frog

royster · 07-03-2010, 04:35 PM

Buffy's practical jokes on the family dog started at a very early age.

photo: THANKS Marinik!

royster · 07-03-2010, 09:35 PM

Upon opening the home wall safe, Dennis knew he'd have to get a second job. And a cat.

06-30-2010, 02:51 PM	#138 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Sampson's watchdog duties were seriously compromised by his propensity to tell "blond" jokes instead of being on guard. MANY thanks to KaleidiscopicVision for this photograph, which I have shared extensively. Last edited by royster; 06-30-2010 at 02:53 PM. Reason: add thanks

07-01-2010, 03:14 AM	#143 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	water wiseguy! The C.I.A. abandons waterboarding for harsher techniques. Last edited by royster; 07-01-2010 at 03:17 AM.

07-02-2010, 11:53 AM	#144 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Pineal Envy Being shellfish and pridefull,the clams were also very envious of the oyster's tongue-piercing. photo: thanks to Marinik

07-03-2010, 04:35 PM	#149 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	whoopie cushions never miss! Buffy's practical jokes on the family dog started at a very early age. photo: THANKS Marinik!

07-03-2010, 09:35 PM	#150 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Nothing eats up your money like waste... Upon opening the home wall safe, Dennis knew he'd have to get a second job. And a cat.

06-28-2010, 04:22 AM	#122 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Roger loved his split-pea-soup-and-cheese-puffs baths, but his dog was confused by the smell. illustration: robcartoon

06-28-2010, 04:33 AM	#123 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Trying to avoid the publicity his reincarnation would bring, Winston Churchill scouts out a place to hide.

06-29-2010, 08:56 PM	#125 (permalink)
MusicalMatt Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Kansas City Posts: 59	When pickpocket's try to nab wallets just before a marathon.

06-29-2010, 09:00 PM	#126 (permalink)
MusicalMatt Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Kansas City Posts: 59	During the snowstorm of the decade, Roy was forced to flee his burning home mid-shower and knew the buried Salvation Army's clothing dumpster was his only hope.

06-29-2010, 09:03 PM	#128 (permalink)
MusicalMatt Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Kansas City Posts: 59	After failing med school, Jack refused to give up on his promise to get rid of the Giant's tapeworm.

06-29-2010, 09:06 PM	#129 (permalink)
MusicalMatt Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Kansas City Posts: 59	Next time on "College Cats", the hopeful young Jimmy is rejected by Megan.

06-29-2010, 09:15 PM	#130 (permalink)
codenamesmiley Family Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,639	Sent you some inspirational photos, Roy.

06-29-2010, 09:15 PM	#131 (permalink)
MusicalMatt Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Kansas City Posts: 59	Jabba the Hutt learned to use utensils at an early age.

06-29-2010, 09:16 PM	#132 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	GOOD ONES, Musical Matt!!

06-29-2010, 09:18 PM	#133 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	The hares suspected bias at the finish line when the ref turned out to be a turtle. thanks codenamesliley!

06-29-2010, 09:23 PM	#135 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	The combining of Yoga, intraspection and too much alcohol with pretzels triggered the "Mobeus Affect" for Harold. thanks again to codenamesmiley

06-30-2010, 02:41 PM	#137 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Security cameras capture the latest incident of the Florida Horny Rapefish phenomena.

06-30-2010, 05:19 PM	#139 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Their social events odd, by our standards, the Helgrimites' baptismal served several purposes during Pirahnna season.

07-01-2010, 12:36 AM	#140 (permalink)
codenamesmiley Family Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,639	After years of pondering the inspiration given to him by the toothbrush commercial, RayJay stomping mudholes finally afforded him the money to get his new "flip top head".

07-01-2010, 12:43 AM	#141 (permalink)
Mounds Family Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 3,853	Mr. Pavlina! If you would just turn and cough...

07-01-2010, 03:06 AM	#142 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Ronald's flatulence was extreme, to say the least.

07-02-2010, 04:49 PM	#145 (permalink)
codenamesmiley Family Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,639	Roy, I love you! This one here, made my day! Thanks.

07-02-2010, 06:45 PM	#147 (permalink)
MusicalMatt Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Kansas City Posts: 59	As a young adult, Santa spent several years traveling the U.S. and experiencing all the highlights of their individual cultures. After a brief membership in the "Deliverance fan club", he found great comfort in isolating with the huge frozen expanse of the Arctic.

07-03-2010, 02:19 AM	#148 (permalink)
royster Family Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,479	Deceived into believing he was alone with Miss Piggy, Ray Charles was about to get himself into HUGE trouble. photo: Wax Frog

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