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11-04-2009, 08:21 AM
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(inspired by rei  )Mwahaha. Of course, as this will affect the whole world, World Affairs is the place for this thread. But, some confused mod seems to have moved it to Fun & Recreation. What can you do? :shrug: Firstly, I will call in my fleet of moon-sized spaceships that I have parked 'round the other side of Jupiter. Then I will demand tribute from the puny planet they call Earth. Of course, the world leaders will refuse. (the insolence  ). Then, I will rain free food down on all the peoples of the world. Then I will proceed to run for the world-leader position of every country on Earth. And of course, the people will elect me in every case. Thus will I dominate the Earth.So there's mine. What's yours? |
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11-04-2009, 02:48 PM
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11-04-2009, 03:33 PM
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I think Ron Hubbard's example is worth following: start my own religion! As I'm not a very charismatic type, I'll handle the backgorund side (dogma, finance etc). Job applicants are welcome for the role of 'face'. Requirements: - charismatic - great public speaker - beautiful - healthy - no objections to martyrdom in due time Compensation: - immortality - fame - exciting life - your pick of followers for sexual entertainment - board, lodgings and travel - loads of attention from followers, celebrities and media - political power Other details to be discussed.  Last edited by spirit4711; 11-04-2009 at 04:30 PM. |
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11-04-2009, 03:38 PM
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11-04-2009, 03:51 PM
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I'll write a free web browser. It'll be so good it'll be used everywhere: from desktops and laptops, to smart phones, to giant, public displays like LED billboards. What people won't realize is the browser is programmed to flash subliminal messages: "Johnny Skosnik is awesome"..."To serve Johnny Skosnik is to know joy and bliss"..."You must obey Johnny Skosnik's every command". Eventually, say a week, people will fall under my spell, then the world will be mine! Time to start coding...
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11-04-2009, 04:29 PM
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We may be able to find someone else for the martyr role. I've got my eye on a few suitable candidates on this forum .
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11-04-2009, 06:06 PM
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11-04-2009, 06:30 PM
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since this thread was inspired by my enticing plans, the least i can do is share them with the pawns in my game. first i use my psychology background to reveal everyone's weaknesses in the most humiliating way possible. in that weakened state, i get out my red phone and call the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man to wreak havoc on the world.  my final step involves coming in under the guise of rebuilding to make everyone wear tutus and hard hats, including your pets. |
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11-04-2009, 10:09 PM
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My most recent fave would-be world conqueror: 
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11-04-2009, 10:10 PM
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Oh, and I think L. Ron is on that island with Elvis, Jim Morrison & Co.....
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11-08-2009, 01:52 AM
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11-11-2009, 02:02 AM
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Hi Plays with Life, If you are serious about world domination, you''ve got to get one of those white Persian cats. Cheers, Rob
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11-11-2009, 02:05 AM
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Now buying white Persian cats. Will pay one half of the planet's ocean, upon successful domination. | |
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11-11-2009, 07:46 AM
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and of course a secret base inside an extinct volcano...
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11-12-2009, 03:02 AM
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and sharks with lasers on their heads...
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11-13-2009, 02:44 PM
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My plan to conquer the world is different. I brought some alien creatures called "credit crunchies" that form giant hives called banks that eat people's money and then the droppings cause a hyperinflation and people would be jobless and starved. Once economic disaster happens i will contact world leaders to tell them that if they do not resign, I will leave credit crunchies to live on Earth. Sounds smart?
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11-13-2009, 08:33 PM
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I'm contacting the world leaders to warn them. *runs to the phone* | |
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11-15-2009, 08:08 AM
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What program??? Why didn't anybody tell me about it?  have we already been dominated ???
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11-15-2009, 09:49 AM
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11-15-2009, 11:01 PM
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Maybe they don't have your right address, or something. World domination is such a demanding job .. I wouldn't be surprised if someone typoed something while taking it down. | |
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11-15-2009, 11:19 PM
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 My plan is working out well.... 
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11-16-2009, 07:15 AM
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BTW Are the reptilians our friends or NOT? It's Monday, you have to understand... 
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11-16-2009, 07:20 AM
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I'll send you a message by smoke signal explaining the Reptilians. Watch your nearest mountain for it tomorrow morning. | |
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