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Plays With Life · 11-04-2009, 07:21 AM

(inspired by rei

)

Mwahaha.

Of course, as this will affect the whole world, World Affairs is the place for this thread. But, some confused mod seems to have moved it to Fun & Recreation. What can you do? :shrug:

Firstly, I will call in my fleet of moon-sized spaceships that I have parked 'round the other side of Jupiter. Then I will demand tribute from the puny planet they call Earth. Of course, the world leaders will refuse. (the insolence

). Then, I will rain free food down on all the peoples of the world. Then I will proceed to run for the world-leader position of every country on Earth. And of course, the people will elect me in every case. Thus will I dominate the Earth.

So there's mine. What's yours?

gigij · 11-04-2009, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plays With Life

(inspired by rei

)

So there's mine. What's yours?

I'm just gonna wait for you to take over - then I'll arm wrestle you for it.

spirit4711 · 11-04-2009, 02:33 PM

I think Ron Hubbard's example is worth following: start my own religion! As I'm not a very charismatic type, I'll handle the backgorund side (dogma, finance etc). Job applicants are welcome for the role of 'face'.

Requirements:
- charismatic
- great public speaker
- beautiful
- healthy
- no objections to martyrdom in due time

Compensation:
- immortality
- fame
- exciting life
- your pick of followers for sexual entertainment
- board, lodgings and travel
- loads of attention from followers, celebrities and media
- political power

Other details to be discussed.

marinik · 11-04-2009, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spirit4711

I think Ron Hubbard's example is worth following: start my own religion! As I'm not a very charismatic type, I'll handle the backgorund sife (dogma, finance etc). Job applicants are welcome for the role of 'face'.

Requierements:
- charismatic
- great public speaker
- beautiful
- healthy
- no objections to martyrdom in due time

Compensation:
- immortality
- fame
- exciting life
- your pick of followers for sexual entertainment
- board, lodgings and travel
- loads of attention from followers, celebrities and media
- political power

Other details to be discussed.

Wow and I thought you were going onto a forum fast. How naive.... of me of course! BTW why is martyrdom a must??? I am good, very good candidate, just don't like the suffering part!

Johnny Skosnik · 11-04-2009, 02:51 PM

I'll write a free web browser. It'll be so good it'll be used everywhere: from desktops and laptops, to smart phones, to giant, public displays like LED billboards. What people won't realize is the browser is programmed to flash subliminal messages: "Johnny Skosnik is awesome"..."To serve Johnny Skosnik is to know joy and bliss"..."You must obey Johnny Skosnik's every command". Eventually, say a week, people will fall under my spell, then the world will be mine!

Time to start coding...

spirit4711 · 11-04-2009, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marinik

Wow and I thought you were going onto a forum fast. How naive.... of me of course! BTW why is martyrdom a must??? I am good, very good candidate, just don't like the suffering part!

We'll set up a job interview soon

We may be able to find someone else for the martyr role. I've got my eye on a few suitable candidates on this forum

.

marinik · 11-04-2009, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spirit4711

We'll set up a job interview soon

Had enough of those thank you!

Quote:

We may be able to find someone else for the martyr role. I've got my eye on a few suitable candidates on this forum

.

I like the way you think this time very much!!!

rei · 11-04-2009, 05:30 PM

since this thread was inspired by my enticing plans, the least i can do is share them with the pawns in my game.

first i use my psychology background to reveal everyone's weaknesses in the most humiliating way possible. in that weakened state, i get out my red phone and call the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man to wreak havoc on the world.

my final step involves coming in under the guise of rebuilding to make everyone wear tutus and hard hats, including your pets.

Tanja · 11-04-2009, 05:42 PM

I'll just chill on the beach

Wax Frog · 11-04-2009, 09:09 PM

My most recent fave would-be world conqueror:

Wax Frog · 11-04-2009, 09:10 PM

Oh, and I think L. Ron is on that island with Elvis, Jim Morrison & Co.....

Gene · 11-08-2009, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wax Frog

Oh, and I think L. Ron is on that island with Elvis, Jim Morrison & Co.....

Let's put an impenetrable cone of silence over the island so they can meditate without distraction. Although Jim and Elvis should be able to come up with some really interesting tunes.

robcartoons · 11-11-2009, 01:02 AM

Hi Plays with Life,

If you are serious about world domination, you''ve got to get one of those white Persian cats.

Cheers,

Rob

Plays With Life · 11-11-2009, 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by robcartoons

Hi Plays with Life,

If you are serious about world domination, you''ve got to get one of those white Persian cats.

Cheers,

Rob

Goodness gracious .. you're right!

Now buying white Persian cats.

Will pay one half of the planet's ocean, upon successful domination.

robcartoons · 11-11-2009, 06:46 AM

and of course a secret base inside an extinct volcano...

ssandra · 11-12-2009, 02:02 AM

and sharks with lasers on their heads...

Plays With Life · 11-12-2009, 02:06 AM

and pop tarts...

ar81 · 11-13-2009, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plays With Life

(inspired by rei

)

Mwahaha.

Of course, as this will affect the whole world, World Affairs is the place for this thread. But, some confused mod seems to have moved it to Fun & Recreation. What can you do? :shrug:

Firstly, I will call in my fleet of moon-sized spaceships that I have parked 'round the other side of Jupiter. Then I will demand tribute from the puny planet they call Earth. Of course, the world leaders will refuse. (the insolence

). Then, I will rain free food down on all the peoples of the world. Then I will proceed to run for the world-leader position of every country on Earth. And of course, the people will elect me in every case. Thus will I dominate the Earth.

So there's mine. What's yours?

If you left your vessels parked behind Jupiter, they should have fallen towards Jupiter. But if you left them in orbit, they would be going around and I will spot them and will blast them to pieces, to create a new ring.

My plan to conquer the world is different.

I brought some alien creatures called "credit crunchies" that form giant hives called banks that eat people's money and then the droppings cause a hyperinflation and people would be jobless and starved. Once economic disaster happens i will contact world leaders to tell them that if they do not resign, I will leave credit crunchies to live on Earth. Sounds smart?

Plays With Life · 11-13-2009, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ar81

If you left your vessels parked behind Jupiter, they should have fallen towards Jupiter. But if you left them in orbit, they would be going around and I will spot them and will blast them to pieces, to create a new ring.

My plan to conquer the world is different.

I brought some alien creatures called "credit crunchies" that form giant hives called banks that eat people's money and then the droppings cause a hyperinflation and people would be jobless and starved. Once economic disaster happens i will contact world leaders to tell them that if they do not resign, I will leave credit crunchies to live on Earth. Sounds smart?

That's horrible and MEAN!

I'm contacting the world leaders to warn them.

*runs to the phone*

Melchior · 11-15-2009, 06:31 AM

omg... i don't have one... need to step to it, don't I?

(Seriously though, I'm trying, I'm trying, fufufu....

)

Plays With Life · 11-15-2009, 06:52 AM

Yeah. Get with the program, man. Yeesh.

marinik · 11-15-2009, 07:08 AM

What program??? Why didn't anybody tell me about it?

have we already been dominated ???

Plays With Life · 11-15-2009, 07:25 AM

The Reptilian program by the Visitors.

Didn't you get the memo??

marinik · 11-15-2009, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plays With Life

The Reptilian program by the Visitors.

Didn't you get the memo??

No! This is the third time! Now I'm really angy

Plays With Life · 11-15-2009, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marinik

No! This is the third time! Now I'm really angy

Well, shoot!

Maybe they don't have your right address, or something. World domination is such a demanding job .. I wouldn't be surprised if someone typoed something while taking it down.

Tanja · 11-15-2009, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plays With Life

I wouldn't be surprised if someone typoed something while taking it down.

My plan is working out well....

marinik · 11-16-2009, 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plays With Life

Well, shoot!

Maybe they don't have your right address, or something. World domination is such a demanding job .. I wouldn't be surprised if someone typoed something while taking it down.

OK but next time check the delivery list your self! It is our destinies we are talking about!!!
BTW Are the reptilians our friends or NOT? It's Monday, you have to understand...

marinik · 11-16-2009, 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tanja

My plan is working out well....

Shhh I have a full bag of Shh's here so Shhh!!!!

Plays With Life · 11-16-2009, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marinik

OK but next time check the delivery list your self! It is our destinies we are talking about!!!
BTW Are the reptilians our friends or NOT? It's Monday, you have to understand...

I'll be sure to check that out. I may have to get a new secretary. It's so hard to find good help in this line of work .. sometimes it seems like everyone is just in it for themselves, you know?!

I'll send you a message by smoke signal explaining the Reptilians. Watch your nearest mountain for it tomorrow morning.

marinik · 11-16-2009, 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plays With Life

I'll be sure to check that out. I may have to get a new secretary. It's so hard to find good help in this line of work .. sometimes it seems like everyone is just in it for themselves, you know?

Will this one do?

Quote:

I'll send you a message by smoke signal explaining the Reptilians. Watch your nearest mountain for it tomorrow morning.

I live in one of the biggest planes in Europe Pannonia!!! There are no mountains for hundreds of kilometers!!!

11-04-2009, 07:21 AM	#1 (permalink)
Plays With Life Family Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Sitting by the fire at the Inn of the Last Home Posts: 5,799	My evil plot for world domination (inspired by rei ) Mwahaha. Of course, as this will affect the whole world, World Affairs is the place for this thread. But, some confused mod seems to have moved it to Fun & Recreation. What can you do? :shrug: Firstly, I will call in my fleet of moon-sized spaceships that I have parked 'round the other side of Jupiter. Then I will demand tribute from the puny planet they call Earth. Of course, the world leaders will refuse. (the insolence ). Then, I will rain free food down on all the peoples of the world. Then I will proceed to run for the world-leader position of every country on Earth. And of course, the people will elect me in every case. Thus will I dominate the Earth. So there's mine. What's yours?

11-04-2009, 02:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
spirit4711 Family Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Nong Seng Posts: 3,975	I think Ron Hubbard's example is worth following: start my own religion! As I'm not a very charismatic type, I'll handle the backgorund side (dogma, finance etc). Job applicants are welcome for the role of 'face'. Requirements: - charismatic - great public speaker - beautiful - healthy - no objections to martyrdom in due time Compensation: - immortality - fame - exciting life - your pick of followers for sexual entertainment - board, lodgings and travel - loads of attention from followers, celebrities and media - political power Other details to be discussed. Last edited by spirit4711; 11-04-2009 at 03:30 PM.

11-04-2009, 02:51 PM	#5 (permalink)
Johnny Skosnik Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 300	My evil plot for world domination I'll write a free web browser. It'll be so good it'll be used everywhere: from desktops and laptops, to smart phones, to giant, public displays like LED billboards. What people won't realize is the browser is programmed to flash subliminal messages: "Johnny Skosnik is awesome"..."To serve Johnny Skosnik is to know joy and bliss"..."You must obey Johnny Skosnik's every command". Eventually, say a week, people will fall under my spell, then the world will be mine! Time to start coding...

11-11-2009, 01:02 AM	#13 (permalink)
robcartoons Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 70	purr! Hi Plays with Life, If you are serious about world domination, you''ve got to get one of those white Persian cats. Cheers, Rob

11-11-2009, 06:46 AM	#15 (permalink)
robcartoons Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 70	lurking and of course a secret base inside an extinct volcano...

11-04-2009, 05:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
rei Family Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: earth, everywhere and nowhere Posts: 9,713	since this thread was inspired by my enticing plans, the least i can do is share them with the pawns in my game. first i use my psychology background to reveal everyone's weaknesses in the most humiliating way possible. in that weakened state, i get out my red phone and call the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man to wreak havoc on the world. my final step involves coming in under the guise of rebuilding to make everyone wear tutus and hard hats, including your pets.

11-04-2009, 05:42 PM	#9 (permalink)
Tanja Retired Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 6,068	I'll just chill on the beach

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Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	My most recent fave would-be world conqueror:

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Wax Frog Legendary Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Going from Somewhere to Elsewhere Posts: 10,374	Oh, and I think L. Ron is on that island with Elvis, Jim Morrison & Co.....

11-12-2009, 02:02 AM	#16 (permalink)
ssandra Banned Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Mexico City Posts: 11,168	and sharks with lasers on their heads...

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Plays With Life Family Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Sitting by the fire at the Inn of the Last Home Posts: 5,799	and pop tarts...

11-15-2009, 06:31 AM	#20 (permalink)
Melchior Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Here Posts: 787	omg... i don't have one... need to step to it, don't I? (Seriously though, I'm trying, I'm trying, fufufu.... )

11-15-2009, 06:52 AM	#21 (permalink)
Plays With Life Family Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Sitting by the fire at the Inn of the Last Home Posts: 5,799	Yeah. Get with the program, man. Yeesh.

11-15-2009, 07:08 AM	#22 (permalink)
marinik Legendary Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Where Living and Loving and Laughing are written into the Constitution Posts: 14,240	What program??? Why didn't anybody tell me about it? have we already been dominated ???

11-15-2009, 07:25 AM	#23 (permalink)
Plays With Life Family Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Sitting by the fire at the Inn of the Last Home Posts: 5,799	The Reptilian program by the Visitors. Didn't you get the memo??

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