Noteworthy Movie Quotes

[Beloved]

Right now this one is stuck in my head

Serve God, Love me and mend. - Much ado about Nothing

When Harry met Sally ;

But I would be proud to partake of your Pecan Pie

I'll have what she's having.

The Princess Bride ;

He's only mostly dead

I'm not a witch, I'm your wife

[spirit4711]

"I'm in Mergers and Executions." - Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)

[Engle]

" You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? "

[hugofortin]

quotes from the movie: Planes, trains and automobiles

Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?

Neal: Yes.

Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?

Neal: You can start by wiping that f...ing dumb-ass smile off your rosey, f...ing, cheeks! Then you can give me a f...ing automobile: a f...ing Datsun, a f...ing Toyota, a f...ing Mustang, a f...ing Buick! Four f...ing wheels and a seat!

Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of f...ing nowhere with f...ing keys to a f...ing car that isn't f...ing there. And I really didn't care to f...ing walk down a f...ing highway and across a f...ing runway to get back here to have you smile in my f...ing face. I want a f...ing car RIGHT ****ING NOW!

Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?

Neal: I threw it away.

Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.

Neal: Oh boy, what?

Car Rental Agent: You're f....ed!

[Engle]

Jimmy Conway: What's the ****in' matter with you? What - what is the ****in' matter with you? What are you, stupid or what? Tommy, Tommy, I'm kidding with you. What the **** are you doin'? What are you, a ****in' sick maniac?
Tommy DeVito: How am I meant to know you're kidding? What you mean, you're kidding? You breaking my ****in' balls?
Jimmy Conway: I'm ****in' kidding with you! You ****in' shoot the guy?
Henry Hill: He's dead.
Tommy DeVito: Good shot. What do you want from me? Good shot. ****in' rat anyway. His family's all rats. He'll grow up to be a rat.
Jimmy Conway: You stupid bastard, I can't ****in' believe you. Now, you're gonna dig the ****in' thing now. You're gonna dig the hole. You're gonna do it. I got no ****in' lime. You're gonna do it.
Tommy DeVito: Who the **** cares? I'll dig the ****in' hole. I don't give a ****. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll ****in' dig a hole. Where are the shovels?

[Tanja]

(Ok, not from a movie but a sitcom..)

Sledge Hammer: "Trust me. I know what I'm doing." (Disaster usually follows.)

[HAGITLOVE]

"Tomorrow is a new day, and who knows what the tied will bring with it"
Tom Hanks- Cast Away

[cacheborn]

Originally Posted by Tanja

(Ok, not from a movie but a sitcom..)

Sledge Hammer: "Trust me. I know what I'm doing." (Disaster usually follows.)

Okay, if sitcoms are in, I cannot resist Seinfeld.

I am back, Baby. -- George and Frank Costanza

George : Are you sure you are moving to California?
Kramer : In my head, I am already there. (Kramer sure knew how to use LOA )

Festivus for the rest of us -- Frank

Giddyup -- Kramer

[Engle]

" You had an affair with her ? " - Fatal Attraction

[PerDev]

Mom: Hi, Forrest.

Forrest: What’s the matter, mom?

Mom: I’m dying, Forrest. Come on in, sit down, over here.

Forrest: Why are you dying, mom?

Mom: It’s my time, it’s just my time. Oh, now don’t be afraid, sweet heart. Death is just the part of life. Somewhere all is destined to do. I didn’t know it. But I was destined to be your mama. I did the best I could.

Forrest: You did good mama.

Mom: Well, I haven’t believed you make your own destiny. You have to do the best with what God gives you.

Forrest: What’s my destiny, mom?

Mom: You’re going to have to figure it out for yourself. Life’s like a bar of chocolate, Forrest. You’ll never know what you’ll get.

Life’s like a bar of chocolate, Forrest. You’ll never know what you’ll get.

[vartann]

"Life is all about two groups of people: those who have a spade, and those who have a gun. Now you are digging." The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

[Engle]

" Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges! " - Treasure of the Sierre Madre

[Lioness]

Originally Posted by Engle

" Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges! " - Treasure of the Sierre Madre

A true classic. Any young person who hasn't seen this movie, see it ASAP. What I remember most is after all Bogie and Huston went through, when the bandits slash open the bags of "dirt", and don't realize what they've got, it kills me everytime!

Another classic, the original Scarface from 1932. So brilliant, without any blood and gore or explicit sex scenes, it's all there. I'm sorry but Pacino's Tony pales in comparison to Muni's. The quote, forecasting the relationship between Scarface and Poppy as she surveys his new digs:
"Kind of gaudy, isn't it?"
"Ain't it though? Glad you like it."

[Engle]

" My name is Tony Montana "

" They call me Mr. Tibbs "

" Bond, James Bond "

[marbo6310]

I'll be baaack! - Arnold S.

[cacheborn]

Houston, we have a problem. ~ Apollo 13

[spirit4711]

"Greed is good" - Gekko (Michael Douglas) in Wall Street

"I love money. I love money more than the things it can buy. There's only one thing I love more than money. You know what that is? OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY."

"Lawyers are like nuclear warheads. They have theirs, so I have mine. Once you use them, they ♥♥♥♥♥ up everything."

- both by Lawrence Garfield (Danny DeVito) in Other People's Money

[joyfulgrowth]

Anything from the UK version of "Coupling".

"I want you to remember, I intend this breast satirically".

"Coupling" (2000) - Memorable quotes

[Tanja]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

God: Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...

[Catch]

"Sticking Feathers Up Your Butt Does Not Make You A Chicken." -Tyler Durden *Fight Club (Duh)

[cacheborn]

I love the rain - it washes memories off the sidewalk of life. ~ Woody Allen (Play it again, Sam)

[Lil Chris]

Originally Posted by joyfulgrowth

Anything from the UK version of "Coupling".

"I want you to remember, I intend this breast satirically".

"Coupling" (2000) - Memorable quotes

That show is pretty funny...

[joyfulgrowth]

Originally Posted by Lil Chris

That show is pretty funny...

I watched every episode 4 times or so and am still laughing really hard... I wouldn't even be able to say which quote I like best. And it's cool to see the characters grow over time.

[Jon Tore]

"
And St. Attila raised his hand grenade up on high saying "O Lord bless
this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to
tiny bits, in thy mercy. "and the Lord did grin and people did feast
upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orang-utans and
breakfast cereals and fruit bats and...

(-Skip a bit, brother.)

... and the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou
take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no
less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of
the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count
thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right
out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then
lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who
being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." from Monty Python, the holy grail.

Worth watching, also

[Reverend Keith]

"I find your lack of faith disturbing" - Star Wars (Darth Vader as he telekinetically strangles a critic)

"Dear friends, would those of you who know what this is all about please raise your hands? I think if God is dead he laughed himself to death. Because, you see, we live in Eden. Genesis has got it all wrong. We never left the Garden. Look about you. This is paradise. It's hard to find, I, I'll grant you, but it is here. Under our feet, beneath the surface, all around us is everything we want. The earth is shining under the soot. We are all fools. Ha ha. Moriarty has made fools of all of us. But together, you and I, tonight... we'll bring him down." - Justin Playfair in They Might be Giants

"No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world." - John Keating in Dead Poets Society

"Inside each and every one of us is our one, true authentic swing. Something we was born with. Something that's ours and ours alone. Something that can't be learned... something that's got to be remembered." - Bagger Vance