Let's write a book :)

[Angela]

And that's when the tragedy occurred.

[Bradshaw]

The pirate discovers that his real parents are the flying monkeys. He was adopted!

[seeker5]

And that's when the most wonderful thing happened.

[WanderingOak]

The pirate took off his shirt to reveal that he had wings as well. He had always been ashamed of them as a child so he kept them hidden whenever possible. Now proud of his winged heritage, he renounced piracy and joined the crew of our ship.

He swore an oath to Dr Cavor, who knighted him Sir Poppinjay and promoted him to chief navigator. Red wine and green tea was passed around, and the dance continued, even more festive than before.

[StacyT]

They danced and had red wine and green tea for five days straight when suddenly they realized that they were sailing right over their destination: Bath.

The ex-pirate yelled, "Bath ho!"

Dr. Cavor gathered all of his items back up into his ginormous mustache and everyone prepared for a crash landing.

[Timothy Smith]

The ninjas arrive, with a bottle of poisonous rainbow water, a Ninja Ray Gun 5000 with blades attached and metal scrapes, and the mighty Pointy Sword 9000!

The pirates only have a little wooden butter knife, that can't even cut anything! The ninjas laughed at them.

"Pirates, would you like my dime"? said the only male ninja known to man, in a sarcastic voice.

[this is fun]

'Kids! Time for lunch! Leave your toys and come home, NOW!' the mother ninja yelled. They disappeared in a second.

[hugofortin]

When the ninja kids arrive at the table, it's full of pizza...mountains and mountain of pizza. Cheese Pizza, chicken pizza, meat pizza, Mediterranean, vege, etc.

They all sit at their respective chair. They heard some noise from the baseman. They are wondering what to do. When all of sudden...

[Timothy Smith]

IT WAS THE ONLY PIRATE LEFT! All the other pirates have fallen into the river, when he knew he was the only pirate left, he got to get all but one of the ninjas away or it wouldn't be fair and ninjas would win for sure.

"This is war," said the only pirate left, Jimmy Blackbeard the VIII.

[WanderingOak]

"Gadzooks!" cried Dr Cavor, his magnificent mustache aquiver. "Either there is a problem with our current reality or I had way too much of that excellent wine"

"It's not the wine, because I saw it as well." his first officer, Jupiter, a large extremely hirsute Orangutan observed.

Dr Cavor fiddled with his mustache hairs, undoing some braids and re-weaving others. Jupiter rolled his eyes as he began to shrink to the size of a lemur.

"No that's not right", the Doctor muttered, re-doing the original braids, and Jupiter reverted to his original size.

"I think I know what's wrong," offered Sir Poppinjay.

[this is fun]

'What's wrong is that we're not doing things right!' exclaimed Sir Poppinjay again.
'We haven't offered a smile to our goddess the One Who Smiles A Lot. How could we have forgotten about this!?''

[StacyT]

They all nodded in agreement as they looked down at their watches. in exactly 13 seconds, the One Who Smiles A Lot would appear in the sky. Everyone looked up in the air, displaying huge, toothy grins.

[Timothy Smith]

Then, all of sudden, Henny Penny showed up and bit the sky! Doesn't everyone want to know what's under the sky.

It was....



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POOP!
Too bad they didn't buy Pooper Scoopers.
One pile of poop talked!
"Scoop me, or I'll blend some pee in!"

[WanderingOak]

"Doctor, would you please leave your Mustache alone!" Jupiter cried out.
"All I'm trying to do is repair our reality." the good Doctor responded, untying the twelve dimensional knot that he was attempting to braid. The talking chicken dropping vanished, to everybody's relief.
"Quit fooling around and smile," Sir Poppinjay ordered. "She'll be here any second"
A bright light appeared in the sky above our group, overpowering even the sun, but not so bright that it hurt the eye.

[Timothy Smith]

*poop attacks Jupiter*
HEY YOU!
I'm blending my pee in!
*pees*

[WanderingOak]

"Children please!!!!' A smiley voice from the sky chided. The Goddess had arrived.
The assault upon Jupiter ceased immediately, and changed itself into a disembodied smile, which slowly began to grow a Cheshire Cat around it.

"I was only playing," the cat's smile apologized.
"It was still quite rude," Jupiter muttered through a toothy grin.
"We can talk about this later," Dr Cavor hissed through his own huge smile. "Right now we need to show respect to the Goddess."

[Timothy Smith]

The poop keeps attacking Jupiter.
"If you're not going to scoop me, I may throw some blood in!"

[WanderingOak]

"You really need to learn how to play nice," the smiling Goddess chided.

The Cheshire cat scooped the uncooperative dropping and deposited it in his litter box, where it immediately became a lifeless clump, never to speak again. Jupiter, obviously distressed but still smiling, asked to be excused so he could take a shower. A sunbeam came down from the Goddess's pearly white teeth, cleaning Jupiter's fur to a highly polished sheen, then blowing him dry.

"Foul material will never besmirch your fur again!" the Goddess beamed down at our group.

"I thank you all for your wonderfully beautiful smiles!" the Goddess cried from her lofty perch in the sky. The perch flapped it's finny wings and flew off into the sunset, lit by the Goddess's radiant smile.

[codenamesmiley]

"It's a real good thing that we won't have to play "happy" for the Goddess again for another 13 years." Juanita exclaimed as she pointed to the west and quickly declaired "We forgot we were about to crash".

Pepe chimed in with "This is gonna hurt!!"

Suddenly MacGuyver appears with a match and a stick of chewing gum. "I'll save you" he yells and then commences to.....

[WanderingOak]

... throw the chewing gum to Fluffy, who blew a huge bubble filled with flammable gas. MacGuyver then lit the bubble on fire, causing it to ignite like a rocket, slowing our descent so much that we landed light as a feather.


"Whoopee!!!" Juanita yelled. "Let's do that again!"

"Let's not," Pepe groaned, looking a bit green as he tried to pop his ears. Sir Poppinjay handed him a flagon of green tea which greatly improved his mood.

"We made it to Bath, safe and sound!" Exclaimed Dr Cavor.

"I haven't been here since I was a child," Juanita observed.

"Your Aunt lives in the Royal Crescent doesn't she?" Pepe asked. "Even though they are used to balloons landing nearby, I think I've had my fill of flying."

[this is fun]

Once they recovered from the flight they turned their gaze towards the city, an amazing scenery unfolded before their eyes. The sun was beginning to set but still one could see all the wonderful colours the city was painted in, and a golden dust, like rain, kept falling down over the city. They stood in silence.

' Oh my God, I can't wait to see my aunt! She's married to Bruce Willis now! Oh we have a lot of catching up to do!- exclaimed Juanita.

[WanderingOak]

Bath was a bit more bizarre after the event commonly known as the Second Big Bang, but then the universe itself is a strange place, isn't it? After all, how many airship captains carry a year's worth of provisions in their facial hair? Bath was now on Centaurus, a planet orbiting Alpha Centauri, along with Vladivostok, Milan, San Diego, Tunis, Buenos Aires, and Perth. Where those cities used to stand on Earth were now alien Centauri landscapes, which were preserved as parks.

"I think we are the first travelers from Earth in a while," Dr Cavor noticed.
"I was able to get a letter from my Aunt," Juanita commented.
"Well, there is a small wormhole for mail, but I think I am the only one to pilot a ship here in at least four years. Ever since the Titanic was lost, most people think it too risky," the Doctor explained.

[this is fun]

'' Becky, waaake up, c'mon, you'll be late for work!' It's 7 am already!! - Becky heard her husband's voice.

'Oh my God, it was all just a dream...Juanita, Pepe, flying monkeys, Dr Cavor...all just a dream''
Becky got up and went to the bathroom.

[CoolBee]

She opened the bathroom door and nearly fell down in a dead faint - there - in her shower closet was... Bobby Ewing!

[WanderingOak]

She closed here eyes and shook her head, but he was still there when she re-opened them. She had no idea what Patrick Duffy was doing in her bathroom, wearing his old Dallas getup. Grabbing a towel for modesty, she asked him that very question.

[CoolBee]

"I am Dr Cavor", he said, "there had to be a cover story for my absence from Dallas while I was accompanying you to Bath on the Space Balloon"

[WanderingOak]

"I am not really here," The Doctor/Bobby Ewing explained. "I am a projection in your mind. Last night, you were both the dream and the dreamer. Both at home in your bed, and in the dream world simultaneously."

Becky started and looked about her. The two people were floating alone in space, with nothing but gray haze as far as the eye could see.

"How can I be in two places at once, when I'm not anywhere at all?" she asked.
"Everything you know is wrong", the Doctor explained, as the bathroom materialized around them again.

[CoolBee]

The thing is, explained The Doctor/Bobby - everything exists in an overlay of probabilites - nothing is real until someone observes it. "Miaow" miaowed Shrodingers Cat - half dead and half alive - in agreement, it's grin fading in and out of the grey mist.

[WanderingOak]

"Assuming I'm not going completely mad," Becky began.
"Always a good idea!"
"Is there a rhyme or reason behind all of this?" she asked, as the bathroom flickered in and out of reality. Was the bathroom changing, or was she? Schrodinger's cat was alternately chasing and being chased by a Higgs Boson, so it wasn't much help at all in the matter.
"It's quite simple really," The Doctor explained, even though it obviously wasn't anything remotely resembling simple.
"There is a connection between your dreaming self and a parallel universe. Last night, the connection was exceptionally strong. You were in the mind of the young woman you knew as Juanita. In a manner of speaking, you were her, and now the two of you are inseparable. In the dream, it felt like days went by, even though it was only hours for you here. Now that you are awake, she must sleep and can not wake again until you return to the dream. By tonight, your time, she will have been asleep for three days."

[CoolBee]

Becky's faced suddenly morphed in to the mobile features of Sue Ellen the Lush. She hefted a bottle of Jack Daniels and took a few slugs. "Hey hey kitty cat" she shouted at the cat, "Come and drink a bowl of this, nice kitty kitty, that'll put a stop to all this nonsense".