Trying to understand what I want from life

[Kazeko]

I'd like to perform some "personal development journaling". I start this post in the "Fun" section, in order to relax my mind and to take all the process easy. I hope it will be funny.

Okay, testing the microphone, yo. What do I want from my life? I want money. Then some more money. And, then, Universe, please, some more! What? Do I need to be specific? Do I have to tell exact numbers? Okay, here you go. I want 100 million dollars! No, 200. Okay okay, I want 10000 million dollars! Whoo-hoo! I'm rich!!! Let's say, I need it before December 31, 2008. Send to me Santa with a truck full of credit cards

Oh, forgot to say. I need some money right now!!! 50000 dollars will be fine for a good start.

What else do I want.... I want to go in bed and to wake up tomorrow in Seychelles.... surrounded by thin beautiful models in bikinis. I want to play bit...errr.... beach voleyball with them. And some other games too... Strip poker, for instance. Then we'll have a great party, with great food, drinks and dances!

So that's all for today. Universe, please manifest my intensions!

[Zwynd]

Originally Posted by Kazeko

I'd like to perform some "personal development journaling". I start this post in the "Fun" section, in order to relax my mind and to take all the process easy. I hope it will be funny.

Okay, testing the microphone, yo. What do I want from my life? I want money. Then some more money. And, then, Universe, please, some more! What? Do I need to be specific? Do I have to tell exact numbers? Okay, here you go. I want 100 million dollars! No, 200. Okay okay, I want 10000 million dollars! Whoo-hoo! I'm rich!!! Let's say, I need it before December 31, 2008. Send to me Santa with a truck full of credit cards

Oh, forgot to say. I need some money right now!!! 50000 dollars will be fine for a good start.

What else do I want.... I want to go in bed and to wake up tomorrow in Seychelles.... surrounded by thin beautiful models in bikinis. I want to play bit...errr.... beach voleyball with them. And some other games too... Strip poker, for instance. Then we'll have a great party, with great food, drinks and dances!

So that's all for today. Universe, please manifest my intensions!

Lazy. tsk tsk.

Go rob a bank and then take a plane to Seychelles before they can catch you. Then you don't have to wait at all for such a goal to manifest.

[Kazeko]

To do something? No way! Santa will bring me money. Isn't it how the law of attraction works?

[Zwynd]

Santa's too busy bringing ME money, sorry.

LoA doesn't exactly work that way, sir. You'll have about as much efficiency with that as you will winning the Olympics while sitting on your couch.

I'd do a bit more research on the topic from various sources before throwing up an ideal manifestation, imo.

[Calimero]

Originally Posted by Kazeko

Send to me Santa with a truck full of credit cards

Credit cards? What do you need them for if you are rich?
If you are rich you pay cash like the gypsies do.

[Kazeko]

Well, let's call them "some pieces of plastic which allow you to withdraw money from your account"

OMG! Santa, bring me just a single card. Which is able to process withdrawals not from accounts, but from ATMs, any of them!!!

Ahhh.... Just imagined myself withdrawing 10M$ in cash to buy the house... That's how we screw up intentions, right?

[Angela]

I want to play this game! I am intending to have the power to smite my foes (the people who park outside my window and play their radios with the bass turned all the way up at almost midnight so not even my shooting gallery earplugs will help me sleep) and magically dematerialize them and have them wake up naked and dazed in Tujunga or maybe Bakersfield, wondering what the hell happened. After a few de/rematerializations, word will get around that it's not a good idea to park on my street. Mystified headlines will appear in the L.A. Times. It will be great.

I guess I could just manifest some higher dB earplugs. Not as much fun, though.

[Kazeko]

Hahaha It's funny, that when I started this thread, I was in a bitter mood and planned it to be quite serious, but, eventually, started to laugh at myself. I guess, I really needed some humor Or maybe it's a spirit of "Fun" section?

Anyway, let's continue our party. Angie, sometimes I want some strange device, I'd call "audio suppressor". It can suppress an audio signal of a nearby systems, radios etc. by adding severe noise to its output. And this device can be actually made with some effort And if we want some "magic" device, let's give it the abilities to turn off the sound completely and to completely replace their sound by your desired audio record.

Just imagine yourself broadcasting meditative music or even Steve's podcasts instead of their rock/rap/whatever