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07-25-2008, 07:16 AM
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 [might be offensive] Religious Truths I just found a postcard among my paper mess that I found hilarious. I'm sorry if someone feels offended by it. I don't mean to be disrespectful, it's just funny. So here it is: RELIGIOUS TRUTHS TAOISM: Sh*t happens. BUDDHISM: If sh*t happens, it isn't really sh*t. HINDUISM: This sh*t has happened before. ISLAM: If sh*t happens, it is the will of Allah. CATHOLICISM: Sh*t happens because you deserve it. PROTESTANTISM: Let sh*t happen to somebody else. JUDAISM: Why does sh*t always happen to us? 
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07-25-2008, 07:30 AM
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| That's a pretty solid description! I imagine we could easily expand this list though. Jainaism: Quit sh*tting on everything! Satanism: Sh*t. No loopholes in this contract! Christianity: God, Jesus was the sh*t! |
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07-25-2008, 08:08 AM
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| New Age: Sh*t happens to you because you attracted it into your reality with your negative vibrations. hmmm.. is that New Age??
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07-25-2008, 08:23 AM
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| I think new age is: Sh*t, what did my guru tell me to do again? :P and of course, for the enlightened, brevity is the soul of wit: Sh*t! |
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07-25-2008, 01:01 PM
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| Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this sh*t |
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07-25-2008, 01:27 PM
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Intelligent Design: Sh*t Exists, therefore God exists. |
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07-25-2008, 02:55 PM
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07-25-2008, 03:00 PM
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If you want to get this sh*t, you have to do the Forum! {{applause}} Okay then, how about Angelism: Take on 100% responsibility for all the sh*t! |
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07-25-2008, 03:10 PM
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| I thought Angelism was: I can fly AND play the harp?! Sh******t! |
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07-25-2008, 06:07 PM
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| Hahaha. I've seen that before. All these different uses of the word sh*t made me think of this...(not really related at all, but hilarious )YouTube - OSHO - Strange Consequences |
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07-26-2008, 09:27 PM
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| Subjective Reality: I put this sh*t there. Darkworker: This sh*t is for me. Lightworker: This sh*t is for others. Steve Pavlina: You must do the sh*t that you fear Abraham Hicks: You attract the sh*t into your life by your vibration. Eckard Tolle: This sh*t is not you. You are the one looking at the sh*t.
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07-26-2008, 11:52 PM
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| Oh I like this game Louse Hay You can heal your sh*t Bryon Katie I shouldn't have this sh*it in my life. Is that really true? EFT Tap the sh*tty feellings away Raw Food Diet Your sh*t smells of papaya!
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07-27-2008, 12:29 AM
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