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Rose of Cairo · 07-25-2008, 06:16 AM

I just found a postcard among my paper mess that I found hilarious. I'm sorry if someone feels offended by it. I don't mean to be disrespectful, it's just funny. So here it is:

RELIGIOUS TRUTHS

TAOISM:
♥♥♥♥♥ happens.

BUDDHISM:
If ♥♥♥♥♥ happens, it isn't really ♥♥♥♥♥.

HINDUISM:
This ♥♥♥♥♥ has happened before.

ISLAM:
If ♥♥♥♥♥ happens, it is the will of Allah.

CATHOLICISM:
♥♥♥♥♥ happens because you deserve it.

PROTESTANTISM:
Let ♥♥♥♥♥ happen to somebody else.

JUDAISM:
Why does ♥♥♥♥♥ always happen to us?

Dave Kaminski · 07-25-2008, 06:30 AM

That's a pretty solid description! I imagine we could easily expand this list though.

Jainaism:
Quit sh*tting on everything!

Satanism:
♥♥♥♥♥. No loopholes in this contract!

Christianity:
God, Jesus was the ♥♥♥♥♥!

Rose of Cairo · 07-25-2008, 07:08 AM

New Age:
♥♥♥♥♥ happens to you because you attracted it into your reality with your negative vibrations.

hmmm.. is that New Age??

Dave Kaminski · 07-25-2008, 07:23 AM

I think new age is:
♥♥♥♥♥, what did my guru tell me to do again?

:P

and of course, for the enlightened, brevity is the soul of wit:
♥♥♥♥♥!

Kazeko · 07-25-2008, 11:04 AM

ATHEISM:
Life is ♥♥♥♥♥, then you die.

WanderingOak · 07-25-2008, 12:01 PM

Rastafarianism:
Let's smoke this ♥♥♥♥♥

Dave Kaminski · 07-25-2008, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WanderingOak

Rastafarianism:
Let's smoke this ♥♥♥♥♥

hahahahahhahahahahahaha

Intelligent Design:
♥♥♥♥♥ Exists, therefore God exists.

Angela · 07-25-2008, 01:41 PM

Landmark Education:
That's ♥♥♥♥♥, I get it, thank you. {{applause}}

Dave Kaminski · 07-25-2008, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angela

Landmark Education:
That's ♥♥♥♥♥, I get it, thank you. {{applause}}

Sorry... don't get it!

Angela · 07-25-2008, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Kaminski

Sorry... don't get it!

Landmark Forum:
If you want to get this ♥♥♥♥♥, you have to do the Forum! {{applause}}

Okay then, how about Angelism:

Take on 100% responsibility for all the ♥♥♥♥♥!

Dave Kaminski · 07-25-2008, 02:10 PM

I thought Angelism was:
I can fly AND play the harp?! Sh******t!

Angela · 07-25-2008, 02:15 PM

Maybe I should have said "Angelaism".

Dannyboy1 · 07-25-2008, 02:34 PM

I ♥♥♥♥♥. Therefore, I am.

Angela · 07-25-2008, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dannyboy1

I ♥♥♥♥♥. Therefore, I am.

Ha! Exshitstentialism!

No, wait, that would be Exis-stench-alism.

Dannyboy1 · 07-25-2008, 03:42 PM

I'm an Athe-♥♥♥♥♥-st.

Angela · 07-25-2008, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dannyboy1

I'm an Athe-♥♥♥♥♥-st.

"The likelihood of the existence of that ♥♥♥♥♥ is so low as to be insignificant."

StellaBlue · 07-25-2008, 05:07 PM

Hahaha. I've seen that before.

All these different uses of the word ♥♥♥♥♥ made me think of this...(not really related at all, but hilarious

)

YouTube - OSHO - Strange Consequences

Lanya · 07-26-2008, 08:13 PM

Agnosticism: I don't know ♥♥♥♥♥.

seeker5 · 07-26-2008, 08:27 PM

Subjective Reality: I put this ♥♥♥♥♥ there.

Darkworker: This ♥♥♥♥♥ is for me.
Lightworker: This ♥♥♥♥♥ is for others.

Steve Pavlina: You must do the ♥♥♥♥♥ that you fear
Abraham Hicks: You attract the ♥♥♥♥♥ into your life by your vibration.
Eckard Tolle: This ♥♥♥♥♥ is not you. You are the one looking at the ♥♥♥♥♥.

Holistic Star · 07-26-2008, 10:52 PM

Oh I like this game

Louse Hay
You can heal your ♥♥♥♥♥

Bryon Katie
I shouldn't have this sh*it in my life. Is that really true?

EFT
Tap the sh*tty feellings away

Raw Food Diet
Your ♥♥♥♥♥ smells of papaya!

seeker5 · 07-26-2008, 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holistic Star

EFT
Tap the sh*tty feellings away

Hilarious!

lasti · 07-26-2008, 11:02 PM

Erin Pavlina: I can tune in to the ♥♥♥♥♥.

David Allen: Collect ♥♥♥♥♥, process ♥♥♥♥♥, organize ♥♥♥♥♥, review ♥♥♥♥♥, do ♥♥♥♥♥.

coLLege kid07 · 07-26-2008, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeker5

You are the one looking at the ♥♥♥♥♥.

hah I liked this one.

BenThere · 07-27-2008, 05:05 AM

Existentialism: Ultimately you have to ♥♥♥♥♥ your own ♥♥♥♥♥.

Steve Pavlina: Get this ♥♥♥♥♥ out in half the time!

lifeforce · 07-28-2008, 03:42 PM

Robert Kiyosaki: Is this ♥♥♥♥♥ is a liability or an asset?

Calimero · 07-28-2008, 07:34 PM

Funny indeed

Trezker · 07-29-2008, 07:46 AM

Richard Fairbrass: I'm the ♥♥♥♥♥.

Dannyboy1 · 07-30-2008, 07:36 PM

♥♥♥♥♥ is as ♥♥♥♥♥ does.

Rose of Cairo · 07-30-2008, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holistic Star

Bryon Katie
I shouldn't have this sh*it in my life. Is that really true?

hahaha lol

Savage · 07-30-2008, 10:29 PM

There is no ♥♥♥♥♥.

07-25-2008, 06:16 AM	#1 (permalink)
Rose of Cairo Family Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: France -> Germany -> France -> Brazil Posts: 3,430	[might be offensive] Religious Truths I just found a postcard among my paper mess that I found hilarious. I'm sorry if someone feels offended by it. I don't mean to be disrespectful, it's just funny. So here it is: RELIGIOUS TRUTHS TAOISM: ♥♥♥♥♥ happens. BUDDHISM: If ♥♥♥♥♥ happens, it isn't really ♥♥♥♥♥. HINDUISM: This ♥♥♥♥♥ has happened before. ISLAM: If ♥♥♥♥♥ happens, it is the will of Allah. CATHOLICISM: ♥♥♥♥♥ happens because you deserve it. PROTESTANTISM: Let ♥♥♥♥♥ happen to somebody else. JUDAISM: Why does ♥♥♥♥♥ always happen to us?

07-25-2008, 02:34 PM	#13 (permalink)
Dannyboy1 Banned Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: New York Posts: 1,246	Here's a classic. I ♥♥♥♥♥. Therefore, I am.

07-25-2008, 03:42 PM	#15 (permalink)
Dannyboy1 Banned Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: New York Posts: 1,246	You can't offend me... I'm an Athe-♥♥♥♥♥-st.

07-26-2008, 08:13 PM	#18 (permalink)
Lanya Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 307	Agnosticism: I don't know ♥♥♥♥♥. Last edited by Lanya; 07-26-2008 at 08:15 PM.

07-26-2008, 08:27 PM	#19 (permalink)
seeker5 Family Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,606	Subjective Reality: I put this ♥♥♥♥♥ there. Darkworker: This ♥♥♥♥♥ is for me. Lightworker: This ♥♥♥♥♥ is for others. Steve Pavlina: You must do the ♥♥♥♥♥ that you fear Abraham Hicks: You attract the ♥♥♥♥♥ into your life by your vibration. Eckard Tolle: This ♥♥♥♥♥ is not you. You are the one looking at the ♥♥♥♥♥. Last edited by seeker5; 07-26-2008 at 11:01 PM.

07-25-2008, 06:30 AM	#2 (permalink)
Dave Kaminski Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 795	That's a pretty solid description! I imagine we could easily expand this list though. Jainaism: Quit sh*tting on everything! Satanism: ♥♥♥♥♥. No loopholes in this contract! Christianity: God, Jesus was the ♥♥♥♥♥!

07-25-2008, 07:08 AM	#3 (permalink)
Rose of Cairo Family Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: France -> Germany -> France -> Brazil Posts: 3,430	New Age: ♥♥♥♥♥ happens to you because you attracted it into your reality with your negative vibrations. hmmm.. is that New Age??

07-25-2008, 07:23 AM	#4 (permalink)
Dave Kaminski Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 795	I think new age is: ♥♥♥♥♥, what did my guru tell me to do again? :P and of course, for the enlightened, brevity is the soul of wit: ♥♥♥♥♥!

07-25-2008, 11:04 AM	#5 (permalink)
Kazeko Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Russia Posts: 301	ATHEISM: Life is ♥♥♥♥♥, then you die.

07-25-2008, 12:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
WanderingOak Family Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,184	Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this ♥♥♥♥♥

07-25-2008, 01:41 PM	#8 (permalink)
Angela Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 22,520	Landmark Education: That's ♥♥♥♥♥, I get it, thank you. {{applause}}

07-25-2008, 02:10 PM	#11 (permalink)
Dave Kaminski Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 795	I thought Angelism was: I can fly AND play the harp?! Sh******t!

07-25-2008, 02:15 PM	#12 (permalink)
Angela Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 22,520	Maybe I should have said "Angelaism".

07-25-2008, 05:07 PM	#17 (permalink)
StellaBlue Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 154	Hahaha. I've seen that before. All these different uses of the word ♥♥♥♥♥ made me think of this...(not really related at all, but hilarious ) YouTube - OSHO - Strange Consequences

07-26-2008, 10:52 PM	#20 (permalink)
Holistic Star Family Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,611	Oh I like this game Louse Hay You can heal your ♥♥♥♥♥ Bryon Katie I shouldn't have this shit in my life. Is that really* true? EFT Tap the sh*tty feellings away Raw Food Diet Your ♥♥♥♥♥ smells of papaya!

07-26-2008, 11:02 PM	#22 (permalink)
lasti Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 619	Erin Pavlina: I can tune in to the ♥♥♥♥♥. David Allen: Collect ♥♥♥♥♥, process ♥♥♥♥♥, organize ♥♥♥♥♥, review ♥♥♥♥♥, do ♥♥♥♥♥.

07-27-2008, 05:05 AM	#24 (permalink)
BenThere Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 86	Existentialism: Ultimately you have to ♥♥♥♥♥ your own ♥♥♥♥♥. Steve Pavlina: Get this ♥♥♥♥♥ out in half the time!

07-28-2008, 03:42 PM	#25 (permalink)
lifeforce Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 174	Robert Kiyosaki: Is this ♥♥♥♥♥ is a liability or an asset?

07-28-2008, 07:34 PM	#26 (permalink)
Calimero Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 142	Funny indeed

07-29-2008, 07:46 AM	#27 (permalink)
Trezker Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 962	Richard Fairbrass: I'm the ♥♥♥♥♥.

07-30-2008, 07:36 PM	#28 (permalink)
Dannyboy1 Banned Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: New York Posts: 1,246	Forest Gump ♥♥♥♥♥ is as ♥♥♥♥♥ does.

07-30-2008, 10:29 PM	#30 (permalink)
Savage Master Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 5,988	There is no ♥♥♥♥♥. __________________ Steve Pavlina www.StevePavlina.com Join me on: Twitter \| Google+

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