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Dan.Linehan · 01-25-2008, 11:04 AM

I got a kick out of these.

These are from a book called Safe Baby Handling Tips, available here.

Do's and don'ts with babies

The kit includes the book, stickers, magnets, and more. And is cheaper than buying the book alone, even used.

Angela · 01-25-2008, 03:10 PM

I was pretty shocked when I saw your thread title, Dan!

Very amusing, especially the airhorn.

Have you ever seen those books, "Baby Make me a Cocktail" etc. -- get your baby doing productive work right away!

Erin Pavlina · 01-25-2008, 03:57 PM

Thanks for the early morning chuckle. Very cute.

seeker5 · 01-25-2008, 04:35 PM

That was hilarious! I loved the one about the dos and don't of the baby milking

. My parents actually did one of the don'ts on that list. It was the one about not tossing the baby up in the air - my father did that to me a number of times when I was a baby.

Lola · 01-25-2008, 04:55 PM

Hysterical!

Beloved · 01-26-2008, 03:21 PM

That buckling up baby one brought back a memory for me. When my dd was a baby I lived 100km from my parents and asked to stay the night over taking a train home at nighttime. My sister told me she would drive me and even though I said no because she didn't have the proper attachments for the carseat, went ahead and put my baby in her van. She couldn't understand why I screamed at her and burst into tears - she had the baby in the front seat with the belt going across her throat! And yes I stayed the night at Mum's.

One of DH's nephews who is over 6 foot very regularily tossed his baby daughter about 6 foot into the air. Can't tell them though because they "know" everything.

01-25-2008, 11:04 AM	#1 (permalink)
Dan.Linehan Family Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: San Rafael, CA Posts: 4,896	Safe Baby Handling Tips I got a kick out of these. These are from a book called Safe Baby Handling Tips, available here. Do's and don'ts with babies The kit includes the book, stickers, magnets, and more. And is cheaper than buying the book alone, even used.

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Erin Pavlina Administrator Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 4,593	Thanks for the early morning chuckle. Very cute. __________________ Erin Pavlina, Intuitive Counselor Connect with me on: Facebook

01-25-2008, 04:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
seeker5 Family Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,606	That was hilarious! I loved the one about the dos and don't of the baby milking . My parents actually did one of the don'ts on that list. It was the one about not tossing the baby up in the air - my father did that to me a number of times when I was a baby. Last edited by seeker5; 01-25-2008 at 05:03 PM.

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01-25-2008, 03:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
Angela Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 22,520	I was pretty shocked when I saw your thread title, Dan! Very amusing, especially the airhorn. Have you ever seen those books, "Baby Make me a Cocktail" etc. -- get your baby doing productive work right away!

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Lola Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 679	Hysterical!

01-26-2008, 03:21 PM	#6 (permalink)
Beloved Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 340	That buckling up baby one brought back a memory for me. When my dd was a baby I lived 100km from my parents and asked to stay the night over taking a train home at nighttime. My sister told me she would drive me and even though I said no because she didn't have the proper attachments for the carseat, went ahead and put my baby in her van. She couldn't understand why I screamed at her and burst into tears - she had the baby in the front seat with the belt going across her throat! And yes I stayed the night at Mum's. One of DH's nephews who is over 6 foot very regularily tossed his baby daughter about 6 foot into the air. Can't tell them though because they "know" everything.

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