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Old 12-14-2007, 02:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Dumb-bell Humour

Hi guys,

Seen today in the gym: a notice pinned to the wall above the free weights rack:

PLEASE REPLACE YOU'RE DUMB-BELLS!

(who knows, perhaps it was deliberate and the gym owner has a sense of humour )

How I chuckled...until the 20 stone behemoths started glaring at me and flexing their muscles!

Well I thought it was funny anyway!

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Old 12-14-2007, 02:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Reminds me of a sign I saw in a tire shop:

Quote:
Have you checked your nuts?

Sometimes wheel nuts rotate loose, which means that your wheels might come off. This is especially true if you've just rotated your tires.

So check your nuts regularly.
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Old 12-14-2007, 02:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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he he he.. What about this one (it's an old one I've just remembered) :

Dog for sale. Very friendly and clean. Will eat anything. Especially fond of small children.

(groan..yeah my sense of humour is pretty awful sometimes!)

Anyone else got anything to make me laugh?

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Old 12-14-2007, 02:34 PM   #4 (permalink)
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One I saw about a motorcycle for sale:

FOR SALE
Suzuki GSX-R, 2006 model. Never dropped, only 250 km on it. Full safety certificate supplied, only $3,500. Using the proceeds to take language lessons. Apparently, "Do whatever the f*ck you want" doesn't mean what I thought it meant.

Another silly ad:
FOR SALE
Encyclopaedia Brittanica. Full set, only $250. Don't need it anymore, wife knows everything.
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