Ruin A Wish

[PokerEnthusiast]

Granted, but it is the worst coffee you ever tasted because it has sleeping pills in it.

I wish I had the ability to focus on studying for my exams.

[positivityhub]

Granted. But you always end up studying stuff which doesn't come in the exams.

I wish I get a great job.

[Pegasus]

Originally Posted by positivityhub

I wish I get a great job.

Granted, but you have to relocate to Antarctica.

I wish I could sing.

[Jae]

*Wish granted*
Unfortunately now you can sing, you're no longer able to talk normally. Even more unfortunately you forgot to specify that you'd like to sing really well. You star in a short lived, unhappily remembered TV show called "My life the musical" which becomes your claim to fame.

I wish I could fly (and can't fall while doing so )

[WanderingOak]

Originally Posted by Jae

I wish I could fly (and can't fall while doing so )

Granted, but you are very visible on radar and are eventually blown up by an anti-aircraft missile while flying too close to Washington DC.

I wish I was allowed to use a Mac at work.

[cdn2wheeler]

Originally Posted by WanderingOak

Granted, but you are very visible on radar and are eventually blown up by an anti-aircraft missile while flying too close to Washington DC.

I wish I was allowed to use a Mac at work.

Granted. It's an LC-III "pizza box," circa 1990.

I wish I was a little taller.

[seeker5]

Originally Posted by cdn2wheeler

Granted. It's an LC-III "pizza box," circa 1990.

I wish I was a little taller.

Granted. You are now 1/16th of an inch taller.

I wish that Vista never existed and I could easily buy a computer with just XP.

[JimOfferman]

Granted, but now you're stuck with the original XP and none of the service packs that made it stable will ever be released!

I wish I was never wrong

[WanderingOak]

Originally Posted by JimOfferman

I wish I was never wrong

Granted, but like Cassandra, even though you are right, nobody is ever going to believe you.

I wish the Holidays were sooner so I could take a vacation.

[cdn2wheeler]

Originally Posted by WanderingOak

Granted, but like Cassandra, even though you are right, nobody is ever going to believe you.

I wish the Holidays were sooner so I could take a vacation.

Granted. Your next holiday starts immediately and ends in 15 minutes.

I wish this site had a wider array of smilies.

[Tuumble]

Originally Posted by cdn2wheeler

I wish this site had a wider array of smilies.

Granted, but they will all cause your PC to go fzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt~pop~crackle~BANG!
I wish I had a set of teeth that didn't feel like i was chewing a mouthful of gravel.

[jamestl2]

Granted, but now your teeth are replaced with rock grinders.

I wish I owned an ice cream store.

[cdn2wheeler]

Originally Posted by jamestl2

Granted, but now your teeth are replaced with rock grinders.

I wish I owned an ice cream store.

Granted. It's in Hammerfest, Norway.

I wish I could type faster.

[jamestl2]

Granted, but your keyboard breaks after each use

I wish my body didn't produce strange odors.

[WanderingOak]

Originally Posted by jamestl2

I wish my body didn't produce strange odors.

Granted, but your complete and total lack of phermones causes you to be ignored by the opposite sex, and causes dogs to act un-naturally hostile towards you.

I wish I had unlimited free refills at Starbucks.

[PokerEnthusiast]

Originally Posted by WanderingOak

I wish I had unlimited free refills at Starbucks.

Granted; at Starbucks you now have unlimited free refills.......... of tap water.

I wish that I will become a rich & famous poker player.

[Holistic Star]

Granted, but endless card-counting fries your brain and you end up a gibbering wreck.


I wish I could keep my study tidy.

[jamestl2]

Granted, but you have to give away all your books.

I wish I could speak every language in the world.

[backpocket]

Granted, but now everyone only speaks English.

I wish I had a Lowden S10 guitar.

[4Mind4Life]

Granted, but you must use it as a fire-starter.

I wish no one can ruin my wish to wish that no one can ruin my wish.

[Jae]

*Granted*
No one ruins your wishes. You get exactly what you ask for. Which is good... for a while. Eventually though, you feel left out that no one is even trying to ruin your wishes and getting exactly what you want all the time becomes a bit...well dull believe it or not. You end up wishing that somehow you can get back in on the ruin a wish game.

I wish the traffic would run smoothly and not jam in the mornings.

[cdn2wheeler]

Originally Posted by Jae

*Granted*
No one ruins your wishes. You get exactly what you ask for. Which is good... for a while. Eventually though, you feel left out that no one is even trying to ruin your wishes and getting exactly what you want all the time becomes a bit...well dull believe it or not. You end up wishing that somehow you can get back in on the ruin a wish game.

I wish the traffic would run smoothly and not jam in the mornings.

Granted. You live on Komodo Island, hanging out with the dragons. No traffic problems there.

I wish for a warm, green xmas so I can get my motorcycle out on xmas day.

[Tonezone]

Granted, the snow melts and evaporates and turns into rain.



I wish my throat would stop being so congested.

[Asmoday]

Granted, but the only place you can pick-up the gasoline is at a cartel-owned gas-station in Panama.

I wish my eyes would cure this damn infection.

[Tuumble]

Originally Posted by Asmoday

I wish my eyes would cure this damn infection.

Granted but you get an embarrassing condition which requires you to drop your trousers in front of a physcian who happens to be close friend of your mother.

I wish I could write a blockbuster film (by Thursday)

[WanderingOak]

Originally Posted by Tuumble

I wish I could write a blockbuster film (by Thursday)

Granted, although said blockbuster film incites religious extremists to protest outside your house for several years.

I wish I could have a deer-free garden, year round.