Funny movie quotes&lines add your favorite

[Old Soul]

Elf " "cotten headed niny muggins!! lol

[cdn2wheeler]

Where'd you get the coconuts?
We found them.
Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical.
What do you mean?
Well this is a temperate zone.
The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house marten or plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

[Lola]

Princess Bride: "Inconceivable!" and "I've been mostly dead all day."

[LifeFirst]

"On a windy day, a disciple asked his master a question. He pointed to a tree and asked "Master, is the branch moved by the wind or is the wind causing the branch to move?" The master replies without even looking in the direction the disciple pointed. "It is neither, what moves is within your heart and your spirit."



"One day the disciple woke from his sleep crying. The master asked him if he had a nightmare. The disciple said no. The master asked again if it was a sad dream. The disciple again said no. Instead the disciple said " I had a beautiful dream." The master asked why he was crying. The disciple responded. "Because the dream that I had will never come true."


- From a Korean movie called "A Bittersweet Life"

I suggest you guys check this movie out, it's one of my favorite films ever. It's about a love story between a guy and a girl. However, the interesting part of this film is that the guy and the girl never had a conversation, never touched each other, never hung out, never had sex....never did anything with each other. It's one of my favorite movies ever.

[cdn2wheeler]

Originally Posted by LifeFirst

the guy and the girl never had a conversation, never touched each other, never hung out, never had sex....never did anything with each other.

Sounds like my second marriage. Did she eventually take all of the dude's money and run off with someone else..?

But I digress...

"What we have here is a failure to communicate!" Cool Hand Luke. OK, so it's maybe not particularly funny, but in the context of the movie it was the perfect line at the perfect time.

[JimOfferman]

From the movie Office Space:

I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in a dictionary.

I had to refrain myself from quoting the entire movie, there are just so many good lines in there (and so recognizable for a guy working in software development).

[LifeFirst]

You guys watch a TV show called The Wire?. Easily the most important, and if not the best TV show ever made.

There are so many quotes in this I don't know where to begin



"It ain't Marlo who did it man."
Say what???
"It's not Marlo's crew who killed him, it was all a lie from the start. How we gonna fight back now??"
Oh we still gon fight, cuz if it's a lie.....then we gotta fight on that lie.


"He a weak-ass n*gga man...his heart pump watermelon and kool-aid"



I'm just a humble guy with a big-ass d*ck
"You're giving yourself too much credit"
Yeah you're right...I ain't that humble


"Ayo...you come at the king, you best not miss."


"There's a thin line between heaven and here."


"Words go one way....but people go another"


"The rules are the same, the game just got more fierce."


Family cannot be helped
"You're right about that. I got motherf*ckin' nephews and in-laws f*cking all my sh*t up all the time and it ain't like I can pop a cap in their ass and not hear about it Thanksgivin' time. For real, I'm livin' life with some burdensome n*ggaz."


"I'm on one of them marriage counselor type sh*ts. You know, get paid by the hour to tell some fool to bring home flowers. Get paid another hour to tell the b*tch to suck some **** once in a while. You know, keep a marriage strong like that."


"You can throw away a man's clothes, but that don't make him gone."


"You and your cousin are gonna be some cadaverous muthaf*ckas."


"You follow the drugs, it'll get you to the the corners. You follow the money, then you don't know where it leads."


If you don't pay a n*gga, he ain't gonna work for you
"Oh...you think these n*ggaz are gonna get a JOB?? Ha...you think...you think these n*ggaz here gon be like ' oh let me quit this game here and goto college?' nah...they gon buck for awhile but they ain't gonna walk."


"Yo man....this is an elastic product. You know what an elastic product is you stupid muthaf*cka??"


"NEGRO how do you travel half the way across the World and not know a lick of ENGLISH???"


"Come Friday, me and my n*ggaz gonna take care of this sh*t"
Yo Frog....what I'm gonna say is gonna hurt you deeply, but you know you're White right? I'm talking raised on Polock Street White. Where your mommy used to drag you down to St.Casmere like all the Piss-pants on the block. And you know what? I'm also White. Not hanging on the corner and don't give a f*ck White. But locus-point, IBS, local-47-White. I don't work without a contract, and I don't stand around listening to horseshit excuses like my cousin Ziggy, whom, is STILL owed money by YOU and all your down street-wise wiggers.





"I ain't never put my gun on no citizen."
You are immoral, are you not? You are feeding off of the despair and the violence of the drug trade. You are stealing from those who are stealing from themselves the Life blood of our city. You are a parasite who leeches off of....
"Just like you man"
Excuse me...what?
"I use my shotgun...you use your briefcase."


There's lots more...but these are some of my favorites.

[Old Soul]

here is one of my favorites Cold Mountain...

Ruby: They call this war a cloud over the land. But they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say '****, it's raining!'