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11-17-2006, 10:48 AM
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 Why did the chicken cross the road? Let's hear what the various diversly spread members of this forum have to say about this classic question... 
__________________ BROKEN PROJECTOR -Cinema will save us "What's the point of breathing if someone already tells you the difference between an apple and a bi-cycle? When I bite a bi-cycle and ride an apple, that's when I'll know" -Axl Blackmar in Emir Kusturica's 'Arizona Dream'      |
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11-17-2006, 11:25 AM
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| Because he wanted to cross the road. |
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11-17-2006, 04:54 PM
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| The chicken crossed the road because on the other side were her dreams, her passions, and her love. The side she came from was nice, but she needed more. The other side was scary, unknown, and foreign, but the chicken knew it was the only place where she could be all that she could be. And she heard the food was good, too. |
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11-17-2006, 05:11 PM
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| Because that's where the vegans lived! OR It didn't cross the road - it IM'd the other side of the road to manifest under its feet! Last edited by Polonius Funk : 11-17-2006 at 05:13 PM. Reason: ... |
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11-17-2006, 07:14 PM
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| because of the carnivorous human on his side of the road (damn that KFC guy) or The tarmacs always darker on the other side or I have a dream, I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without been made to justify their decision (MLK)
__________________ "Never violate a woman, nor harm a child. Do not lie, cheat or steal these things are for lesser men. Protect the weak against the evil strong. And never allow thoughts of gain to lead you into the pursuit of evil" The Iron Code of Druss the Legend (David Gemmel) |
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11-17-2006, 08:55 PM
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| Steve Pavlina - Because you intended them to cross the road. George W Bush - You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect chickens crossing the road to the war on terror. That's what I'm about to say. Did I just say that? |
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11-17-2006, 10:08 PM
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| Here's one To get to the "other side"... The chicken was suicidal! He knew that he couldn't cross the road without being hit and decided that this was it. He wanted to go to the "other side"  .
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11-18-2006, 06:30 PM
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| George Bush's Answer: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
__________________ What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. -Phyllis Diller |
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11-18-2006, 10:02 PM
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| The fact that you are conerned with whether or not the chicken crossed the road has to do with your underlying sexual feelings... |
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11-20-2006, 04:34 AM
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| becuz he was takin a step towards his ""personal development"" that day by responding to the popular qoute 'do one thing a day that scares you'
__________________ ~the basis of life is freedom the purpose of life is joy - abraham hicks~ |
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11-20-2006, 02:39 PM
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11-20-2006, 02:46 PM
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| Because someone left the coop door open.
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11-20-2006, 06:05 PM
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| Philosopher's Response: The question is not "why did the chicken cross the road," but rather, "did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road merely move under the chicken's feet?" Moreover, we must ask ourselves whether the chicken and road did indeed cross, or if our perceptions of this supposed "event" are being influenced by some other entity... Lawyer's Response: According to Section 48124.359(aqd) of Code 841-249-71 in the United States Book of Chicken Law (Vol. XVI), "road-crossing is prohibited by chickens without prior express written permission of the National Chicken Bureau", and thus, the chicken has committed an offense punishable by 2 years in prison and/or a $50,000 fine and/or 10000 hours of community service. Mr. T's Response: I pity da chicken who crosses dat road, SUCKA! Boy Band's Response: Oh, chicken, chicken, why did you cross that road, oh my chicken love, oh baaaaby? Mime's Response: *flaps arms like a chicken and crosses the road, nearly getting hit by a bus* Salesman's Response: Are you lacking knowledge in your life? Do you want to know why the chicken crossed the road? If so, then this offer is for YOU! Now, for a limited time only, you have the EXCLUSIVE chance to buy "Why The Chicken Crossed The Road!" Once again, this is a limited time offer, so call our toll-free number NOW to purchase your copy of "Why The Chicken Crossed The Road!" Available in three easy payments... Thanksgiving Response: Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: If you were a turkey on Thanksgiving, wouldn't you do everything in your power to get away from humans?
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11-20-2006, 06:28 PM
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__________________ "I read, I interpret, I think, I criticize, I oppose, I listen, I write, I question, I reply, I quote, I tell, I name, I discuss, I interpolate..., I learn, I teach, I live, therefore I am." -- Marc-Alain Ouaknin, "Mysteries of the Kabbalah", p383. Favorite Essays I Wrote: love, identity & growth, economics, education, equality, definitions. Recent Books I liked: Anansi Boys, Fly By Night, Hyperion. |
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11-20-2006, 07:25 PM
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| I dunno, to prove to the frog it could be done? |
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11-20-2006, 08:07 PM
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11-20-2006, 08:49 PM
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| Do you think we could make an Ebook of these answers and make some money??? Lol
__________________ "Never violate a woman, nor harm a child. Do not lie, cheat or steal these things are for lesser men. Protect the weak against the evil strong. And never allow thoughts of gain to lead you into the pursuit of evil" The Iron Code of Druss the Legend (David Gemmel) |