Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Erki]

Originally Posted by Lallymac

Has anyone actually tried asking the chicken?
Lallymac

I'll try and ask its guides.

[Kaspian]

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

Why did the chicken cross the amusement park?
To get to the other ride.

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.

Why did the chicken cross the savannah?
To get to the other pride.

Why did the chicken cross the taxidermy shop?
To get to the other hide.

[Dolazy]

I don't find this funny anymore.

However, I do love you guys.


Francis

[Bene]

Do not try and find out why the chicken crossed the road. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

That there is no chicken.

Then you'll see, that it is not the chicken that crosses the road, it is only yourself.

[Iksander]

"One small step for chickens, one giant leap for chicken kind." - pun intended

[Michael Chui]

Originally Posted by Iksander

"One small step for chickens, one giant leap for chicken kind." - pun intended

Don't you mean "chicken hind"?

[cordis]

After some research I've concluded there was gambling involved.

It was in response to a $1,000.00 bet, that it couldn't be done

[joelyle]

she wuz wearin' lotsa bling-bling and there was a "chick magnet" on the other side.

[Dan.Linehan]

Originally Posted by fourthdan

-- to get adopted by angelina jolie

LOL!

That's awesome.

[wolfgang]

Originally Posted by DR. PHIL:

The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on ‘THIS’ side of the road before it goes after the problem on the ‘OTHER SIDE’ of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his ‘CURRENT’ problems before adding ‘NEW’ problems.

Originally Posted by OPRAH:

Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

Originally Posted by GEORGE W. BUSH:

We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

Originally Posted by COLIN POWELL:

Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road…

Originally Posted by ANDERSON COOPER- CNN:

We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

Originally Posted by JOHN KERRY:

Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

Originally Posted by NANCY GRACE:

That chicken crossed the road because he’s GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

Originally Posted by PAT BUCHANAN:

To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

Originally Posted by MARTHA STEWART:

No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

Originally Posted by DR SEUSS:

Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.

Originally Posted by ERNEST HEMINGWAY:

To die in the rain. Alone.

Originally Posted by JERRY FALWELL:

Because the chicken was gay! Can’t you people see the plain truth? That’s why they call it the ‘other side.’ Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay! And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like “the other side”. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It’s as plain and as simple as that.

Originally Posted by GRANDPA:

In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

Originally Posted by BARBARA WALTERS:

Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.

Originally Posted by ARISTOTLE:

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

Originally Posted by JOHN LENNON:

Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

Originally Posted by BILL GATES:

I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but also will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never crash or need a reboot.

Originally Posted by ALBERT EINSTEIN:

Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

Originally Posted by BILL CLINTON:

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

Originally Posted by AL GORE:

I invented the chicken!

Originally Posted by COLONEL SANDERS:

Did I miss one?

Originally Posted by DICK CHENEY:

Where’s my gun?

Originally Posted by AL SHARPTON:

Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

[coollikeme]

is there a better reason?

[Old Soul]

Because he could....

[Mato Kinze]

Originally Posted by Perseus

the chicken crossed the road because it noticed i was eating one of its cousins, in a delicous homemade sandwhich. This angered the chicken. I could see it in its eyes. I could tell from that moment, it was going to cause trouble. I warned the chicken to go home and not to cross the road but the chicken was having none of it. The chicken crossed the road slowly and sinisterly with evil intent. Chickens have no right crossing human roads, built for humans, by humans, using human resourses that other humans put their blood and sweat into gathering materials for. Someone should really put up a sign 'this road is not for chickens'......... the chicken had to go.

"..sinisterly"?? You need help!

[Ttrimm]

Easy.. to get to the other side!

[marinik]

Because Scotty wasn't there to beam it up to the other side!

[dwixi]

I dream of a world where one day chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

[Plato]

because it totally lost it's head

[Pequod]

Lol @ Wolfgang. Another one:

Originally posted by Tony Robbins
Because it was to chickened to walk over the burning coals

[garentee]

It wanted to be poultry in motion