| | |||||||
| Fun & Recreation Travel, vacationing, enjoying life, pleasurable experiences, adventure, games, jokes, humorous stories |
|
Welcome to the Personal Development for Smart People Forums, the place for lively, intelligent discussion of all personal growth issues -- physical, mental, financial, social, emotional, spiritual, and more. You're currently viewing as a guest, which gives you limited read-only access. By joining our free community, you'll be able to post your own messages, access many members-only features, see the new messages posted since your last visit, and of course remove this header message. Registration is fast, simple, and free, so please join today. If you arrived here from a search engine, you may want to explore the main site first, which includes hundreds of deep and insightful articles on a variety of personal development topics. |
| | Thread Tools | Display Modes |
| | #31 (permalink) | |
| Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Chicago, IL, USA
Posts: 229
| Quote:
Jimmy Wales, founder of Wikipedia: The chicken crossed the road to seek knowledge, but someone changed it into an elephant afterwards. ... It would have been funnier if I could strike out the text.
__________________ -- GBGames' Blog: An Indie Game Developer's Somewhat Interesting Thoughts Have a Facebook account? Play Sea Friends and protect real coral reefs while you do! | |
| | |
| | #32 (permalink) |
| Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 13
|
Hehe, thanks for the correction. I am not always certain about english grammar.
__________________ Swim with dolphins in the Arid Ocean Marine Life Simulation |
| | |
| | #33 (permalink) | |
| Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Chicago, IL, USA
Posts: 229
| Quote:
Although, I suppose that might be exactly the kind of edit that happens most often. B-)
__________________ -- GBGames' Blog: An Indie Game Developer's Somewhat Interesting Thoughts Have a Facebook account? Play Sea Friends and protect real coral reefs while you do! | |
| | |
| | #34 (permalink) |
| Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 13
|
Oh I see. So I can change it back to what it was?
__________________ Swim with dolphins in the Arid Ocean Marine Life Simulation |
| | |
| | #35 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Seattle, Washington, USA
Posts: 2,221
| The chicken crossed the road? Revert!
__________________ Currently reading: Job: A Comedy of Justice, Robert Heinlein |
| | |
| | #40 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 525
| John Edward: They’re showing me feathers. Wings. A beak. Do you know an eagle?Caller: I know a chicken Edward: You know a chicken that crossed? I thought so because they’re showing me a plate of scrambled eggs. Larry King: Wow! That’s amazing! How does he do it? Last edited by Megan; 01-08-2007 at 09:05 PM. |
| | |
| | #43 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Seattle, Washington, USA
Posts: 2,221
| How did the whole Chuck Norris thing get started?
__________________ Currently reading: Job: A Comedy of Justice, Robert Heinlein |
| | |
| | #45 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Singapore - The Garden City!
Posts: 355
| Yeah. Love rules! As always Another answer: He didn't cross the road. Because he can't hold a pen, or anything he can use to draw an "X".
__________________ Kloudiia Tay IIng- Dating Specialist : Love Coach |
| | |
| | #46 (permalink) |
| Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 21
|
the chicken crossed the road because it noticed i was eating one of its cousins, in a delicous homemade sandwhich. This angered the chicken. I could see it in its eyes. I could tell from that moment, it was going to cause trouble. I warned the chicken to go home and not to cross the road but the chicken was having none of it. The chicken crossed the road slowly and sinisterly with evil intent. Chickens have no right crossing human roads, built for humans, by humans, using human resourses that other humans put their blood and sweat into gathering materials for. Someone should really put up a sign 'this road is not for chickens'......... the chicken had to go.
__________________ The more opposition you get to face in life, the stronger you become. It's called resistance training. Steve Pavlina |
| | |
| | #48 (permalink) |
| Member Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 51
|
You see; The chicken was a nosey and curious chicken. There were a group of chickens congregating on the other side of the road and he just had to know what the heck was going so the chicken crossed the road only to mind other peoples buisness...........
|
| | |
| | #50 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Seattle, Washington, USA
Posts: 2,221
|
Roy Zimmerman: "To join the Texas Air National Guard." Ref: YouTube - "Chickenhawk" by Roy Zimmerman
__________________ Currently reading: Job: A Comedy of Justice, Robert Heinlein Last edited by Michael Chui; 04-21-2007 at 01:00 AM. |
| | |
| | #53 (permalink) |
| Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Belgium
Posts: 30
|
She was just moving and the road happended to be on her path.
__________________ http://www.iqons.com/cath |
| | |
| | #54 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Isle of Avalon
Posts: 191
|
"BE the chicken... That's the only way you can ever know for certain." -Vera Nadine
__________________ Blessings, Vera Nadine Looking for advice from the spiritual realms? 40% Off Readings for a limited time only! |
| | |
| Bookmarks |
« Previous Thread
|
Next Thread »
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
| |
| | ||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| Out on the road for the first time | skrowzdm | Spirituality, Consciousness, & Awareness | 5 | 11-18-2006 01:35 AM |
All times are GMT. The time now is 05:49 AM.






