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11-21-2006, 03:53 PM
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Jimmy Wales, founder of Wikipedia: The chicken crossed the road to seek knowledge, but someone changed it into an elephant afterwards. ... It would have been funnier if I could strike out the text.      |
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11-21-2006, 09:35 PM
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| Hehe, thanks for the correction. I am not always certain about english grammar.
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11-21-2006, 10:11 PM
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Although, I suppose that might be exactly the kind of edit that happens most often. B-) |
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11-21-2006, 10:27 PM
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| Oh I see. So I can change it back to what it was? 
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11-21-2006, 11:34 PM
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Revert!
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01-08-2007, 09:02 PM
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| John Edward: They’re showing me feathers. Wings. A beak. Do you know an eagle?Caller: I know a chicken Edward: You know a chicken that crossed? I thought so because they’re showing me a plate of scrambled eggs. Larry King: Wow! That’s amazing! How does he do it? Last edited by Megan : 01-08-2007 at 09:05 PM. |
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01-09-2007, 06:54 AM
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| The concern isn't why the chicken crossed the road. It's the fact that the chicken died, because the road was called "Chuck Norris St." Nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. |
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01-09-2007, 09:41 AM
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__________________ "I read, I interpret, I think, I criticize, I oppose, I listen, I write, I question, I reply, I quote, I tell, I name, I discuss, I interpolate..., I learn, I teach, I live, therefore I am." -- Marc-Alain Ouaknin, "Mysteries of the Kabbalah", p383. Favorite Essays I Wrote: love, identity & growth, economics, education, equality, definitions. Recent Books I liked: Anansi Boys, Fly By Night, Hyperion. |
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01-09-2007, 04:47 PM
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 Another answer: He didn't cross the road. Because he can't hold a pen, or anything he can use to draw an "X".
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01-12-2007, 07:40 PM
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| the chicken crossed the road because it noticed i was eating one of its cousins, in a delicous homemade sandwhich. This angered the chicken. I could see it in its eyes. I could tell from that moment, it was going to cause trouble. I warned the chicken to go home and not to cross the road but the chicken was having none of it. The chicken crossed the road slowly and sinisterly with evil intent. Chickens have no right crossing human roads, built for humans, by humans, using human resourses that other humans put their blood and sweat into gathering materials for. Someone should really put up a sign 'this road is not for chickens'......... the chicken had to go.
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01-13-2007, 03:57 PM
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 The chicken You see; The chicken was a nosey and curious chicken. There were a group of chickens congregating on the other side of the road and he just had to know what the heck was going so the chicken crossed the road only to mind other peoples buisness........... |
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01-17-2007, 12:44 AM
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| why did the chicken cross the road and cross back ? because it was a dirty double crosser
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04-21-2007, 12:57 AM
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| Roy Zimmerman: "To join the Texas Air National Guard." Ref: YouTube - "Chickenhawk" by Roy Zimmerman
__________________ "I read, I interpret, I think, I criticize, I oppose, I listen, I write, I question, I reply, I quote, I tell, I name, I discuss, I interpolate..., I learn, I teach, I live, therefore I am." -- Marc-Alain Ouaknin, "Mysteries of the Kabbalah", p383. Favorite Essays I Wrote: love, identity & growth, economics, education, equality, definitions. Recent Books I liked: Anansi Boys, Fly By Night, Hyperion. Last edited by Michael Chui : 04-21-2007 at 01:00 AM. |
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05-15-2007, 09:48 PM
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| How to shoot down all of your theories: It didn't. |
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05-16-2007, 08:58 PM
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| She was just moving and the road happended to be on her path.
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05-20-2007, 02:03 PM
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 "BE the chicken... That's the only way you can ever know for certain." -Vera Nadine
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