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Old 09-19-2007, 07:44 PM
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I swear I'm not making this up:

"State lawmaker Ernie Chambers filed a lawsuit Friday against the Almighty -- acknowledging he/she goes by numerous aliases -- for causing "fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues" and other alliterative catastrophes."

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Old 09-19-2007, 07:52 PM
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LOL.
That made me smile.
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Good to see someone's finally taking action against that rascal
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I swear I'm not making this up:

"State lawmaker Ernie Chambers filed a lawsuit Friday against the Almighty -- acknowledging he/she goes by numerous aliases -- for causing "fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues" and other alliterative catastrophes."

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you realize of course that based on the premise of subjective reality, one of those aliases is 'ernie chambers'!
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don't think that lawyer will win that case hehehehe!

have you ever read the article in the Onion zine paper "God is Bipolor" that cracked me up
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I saw this too and as a former Nebraska resident it made me smile. Ernie Chambers is really something else. He'd be eccentric any where, but in the land of make-nice, he's out of this world..........
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God filed an answer to the lawsuit

Re:God Answers Lawsuit - The Coffee Lounge - Australian News Message Boards
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I swear I'm not making this up:

"State lawmaker Ernie Chambers filed a lawsuit Friday against the Almighty -- acknowledging he/she goes by numerous aliases -- for causing "fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues" and other alliterative catastrophes."

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Now I can start with the lawyer jokes! Since God is master of all that is he would be the deepest of pockets for a lawyer to sue. How many legal firms would be willing to bring a class action suit against the almighty? A judgment might be difficult to enforce though.
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A judgment might be difficult to enforce though.
Leave it to a bounty hunter to finally find god
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