I live about 15 miles from Detroit. Its really fun. Make sure NOT to bail out the auto industry, Congress!! You must punish those multi-multi-multi-millionare auto execs for mismanaging the industry!! You need to teach them a lesson!!
Oh, but please send the National Guard soon because you know how those wacky Detroiters like burning buildings, murdering and just major crime in genral. At least they can get the insurance money from burning their homes. AIG is doing alright now, right? I know we already have the highest unemployment in the nation, so what is another three million? The numbers are skewed anyway. Remember in the 60's when we had all those riots? Well, its gonna be way worse so, send tanks and stuff. We did not have automatic weapons and folks raised on video games like DOOM back in the 60's so, this time might be a doosey, considering the entire economic foundation is evaporating!