Originally Posted by Acting Like Godot
Next, Andrew Gubb will buy fertile plots of land; train his farmers well; invest in the best technology; use only the best seed and fertilisers; grow the best apples at the lowest cost; set up a finance department; raise funds through an IPO; apply an effective marketing strategy; consult his tax advisers; harvest efficiently; acquire an apple-juice factory; diversify into orange juice and soy milk; export to Europe and Asia ...
And there we have it! Fortune 500's new brand member - the Andrew Gubb International Apple & Orange Corporation!!
Wait, corporations are evil. Mustn't eat his apples. Let's call in the Wall Street protestors.
Yeah, Andrew is evil. He is so selfish. And soon he will start manipulating the markets with the rumors of apple shortages he spread in different news papers. He will buy scientist that support his "Peak Apple" theory! Finite supply of apples, you know...