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Originally Posted by Acting Like Godot

Next, Andrew Gubb will buy fertile plots of land; train his farmers well; invest in the best technology; use only the best seed and fertilisers; grow the best apples at the lowest cost; set up a finance department; raise funds through an IPO; apply an effective marketing strategy; consult his tax advisers; harvest efficiently; acquire an apple-juice factory; diversify into orange juice and soy milk; export to Europe and Asia ...

And there we have it! Fortune 500's new brand member - the Andrew Gubb International Apple & Orange Corporation!!

Wait, corporations are evil. Mustn't eat his apples. Let's call in the Wall Street protestors.

Now that's sarcasm.