Originally Posted by Andrew Gubb
It's true that apples grow well. We can leave them in the wild and pick them. But if we want more apples, or want them in different places to where they grow wild, then we need to do something to modify nature, hopefully in the most gentle and harmonious way possible.
Next, Andrew Gubb will buy fertile plots of land; train his farmers well; invest in the best technology; use only the best seed and fertilisers; grow the best apples at the lowest cost; set up a finance department; raise funds through an IPO; apply an effective marketing strategy; consult his tax advisers; harvest efficiently; acquire an apple-juice factory; diversify into orange juice and soy milk; export to Europe and Asia ...
And there we have it! Fortune 500's new brand member - the Andrew Gubb International Apple & Orange Corporation!!
Wait, corporations are evil. Mustn't eat his apples. Let's call in the Wall Street protestors.