>Men...Men...Men...Men...
>A recent study found out which days men prefer to
>have sex. It was found that men preferred to engage
>in sexual activity on the days that started with
>the letter "T" . .
>
> Examples of those days are:
>Tuesday
>Thursday
>Thanksgiving
>Today
>Tomorrow
>Thaturday and
>Thunday
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>WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED . . .
>A recent survey was conducted to discover
>why men get out of bed in the middle of the night.
>5% said it was to get a glass of water,
>12% said it was to go the toilet,
>83% said it was to go home.
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>THE PERFECT BREAKFAST . . . as a man sees it. . .
>You're sitting at the table and:
>Your son is on the cover of the box of Wheaties.
>Your mistress is on the cover of Playboy.
>And your wife is on the back of the milk carton.
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