Even God likes a good laugh...
There were 3 arguments that
Jesus could have been Black:
1 He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good
arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin
and his mother was sure he was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus could have been Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus could have been a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus could have been Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all -
3 proofs that Jesus could have been a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice
when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across
to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when he was dead,
He had to get up because there was more work to do.
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