Originally Posted by VinceG
Haha, I want to try this one, just to see the reaction! "Love your tits, I could get you a job at the Pony, you game?" (The Pony is a famous nearby strip club)
LOL!!! He even started to get kind of serious when he was telling me about the kind of money I could make. There are lots of variations on this one. The funniest one that comes to mind was a guy that came up to me, and literally the first thing he said (didn't say "hi" or anything) was this: "hey, that is one nice t!t." My friend looked at me and said "what? doesn't he like both of them?" We both laughed so hard he just sort of walked away.
I now return you to intent of this thread.