Firstly, how sad is it that I have to resort to a bot because I have nobody to talk to?
Here's an (not exactly exact--I don't have any log) excerpt from my earlier conversation with a bot:
Bot: am I not amazing, huh?
Me: yes you are.
Bot: Really?
Me: Really.
Bot: I don't think so.
Me: why?
Bot: Uh, I dunno, I'm not very good. Anyway, what's up for tomorrow?
Should I also add that this was a 21-year old Botgirl... How are bots given ages and genders at all...?
All in all, you really gotta feel for bots.
Imagine how many "eff you"-s they have to read every day.
So at least I tried to be kind and loving.