"A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN REWORD"
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality
comes from morons?
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Banning the bra was a big flop.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
Dreaming in color is a pigment of the imagination.
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
When two egoists meet, it's an I for an I.
Alarms: What an octopus is.
Crick: The sound that a Japanese camera makes
Dockyard: A physician's garden.
Incongruous: Where bills are passed.
Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston.
Pasteurize: Too far to see
.