A little boy goes to his father and asks: "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!"
Your mum and I first got together in a chat room. Then I set up a date via e-mail with her and we met at a cyber cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy to a stiffy and then your mum agreed to download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of as had used a firewall and since it was too late hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little pop-up appeared and said: "You've Got Male".
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