Canadian Lightbulb Jokes:
How many Canadians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fifteen. Fourteen to chip it out of the ice, and one to screw it in.
How many Canadians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Twelve.
Four to form a Parliamentary study committee to decide how to solve the problem
How many Candians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2
One to screw it in and 1 to buy a case of Molson for everybody to drink
Q. How many Canadians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. You can't screw lightbulbs into igloos, eh?
How many Canadians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. We get the beavers to knaw down some trees and we make a fire.
How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Canadians don't change lightbulbs. We accept them the way they are.
How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?
5
One to hold the bulb and 4 to drink enough Labatt Blue to make the room spin...
How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?
10
One to change the bulb and 9 to talk about how much they respected its predecessors.
How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?
4 1/2 exactly.. unless your talking about Newfies, then the possibilities stretch into infinity...
-You also need to guard the lightbulb from the thieving Americans....
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