| | Respect, given or earned?
Dad: 'Hi Son, Merry Christmas! This year your mom and I decided to get you something extra special'.
Son: 'Oh Boy!!'
Dad: 'A nice warm pile of respect'
Dad: 'You're never going to be teased, picked last, spat on, kicked, bullied, given minimum wage, made to clean up after other people, humiliated on a day-to-day basis, pulled down by society itself, ever again...' *starts crying*
Son 'This is the best Christmas ever!'