 Messages from Jesus
Jesus: 'Equality, I didn't die in vein, people should love- '
Person1: 'blah, blah, blah.. I don't believe in Jesus'
Person2: 'Jesus Is the Devil!!!'
Person3: 'T.T ... Jesus is real'
Person1: 'The Bible is wrong, therefore Jesus is wrong..'
Person2: 'That's not true!!!!!!'
Person3 'We must exorcise this demon from your Soul!!!'
Jesus: 'Hey... HEY!!! EVERYBODY SHUT THE **** UP AND START READING MY FREAKING MESSAGE!'
Person1,2,3: ...
Jesus: 'As I was saying love is the foundation of the universe....' |