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Originally Posted by Amit_S  Hey Shamou! Keep it going!  |
Thank you... your joke was very good...
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Two cows were standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Ermintrude: " I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," said Ermintrude.
"It's true, no bull!"
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a traveling salesman is out on the road and asks a farmer if he can spend the night. the farmer says he'll have to sleep in the barn. the next morning the salesman thanks the farmer, telling him he had a great night's sleep and he particularly enjoyed talking to the animals. "the horse says he loves it here, and that he's thirteen years old... elsie the cow likes it here, and says she is milked every morning like clockwork...and the sheep...". the farmer interrupts, saying, "that sheep is lying!"
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