 Sitting on a Nail
A man walks up to a farm house, and sitting in a
rocking chair is a farmer with his dog lying next to
him on the floor.
When the man looks at the dog he notices that the
dog is whimpering in pain. The man asks the farmer
“Sir, why is your dog crying?”
The farmer replies:
“Well, he’s sitting on a nail.”
The man scratches his head in confusion, and asks,
“Well, why the heck don’t he just move off the
darned thing!?!”
The farmer replies,
“Well, it aint hurtin’ him enough I reckon.” |