 Man vs. Wild
A preacher decides one day that he wants to go hunting instead of fulfilling his sunday obligation of giving a sermon. He tells the deacons Saturday night that he is feeling very sick and they will have to find a replacement.
The next day, the pastor loads up his pickup and heads out to the woods. All excited because he has clearly gotten out of giving the sermon that sunday without getting caught, he happily wanders throughout the woods looking for game.
He comes to a stream and decides to stoop down and get a drink. He puts his rifle down and bends down to drink from the stream and to put his head in. When he pulls his head out of the water, to his dread, he sees a 1,000 pound grizzly running straight towards him.
Not having time to pick up his rifle, the pastor prays quickly "dear Lord, please convert this bear into a christian!"
Amazingly the bear stops dead in his tracks 5 feet from the pastor, lifts its paws to heaven and exclaims,
"Dear Lord, thank you for this food I am about to eat."
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