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Old 07-03-2007, 12:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
Freelancer
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The start:
Steve walked into

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Steve walked into a Tibetan headshop and he ate an apple that mangled his chi His Dantian was frought with worry till Erin came galloping in, shouting secrets once forbiden to all those hidden in the cave, surrounded by three observant souls who mentioned that they were dreaming. Not so! Said the alien to Steve. We are more real than real and less imagined than destiny. From the hedge preachy perched birds strutted about, calling waka, waka, waka. The banter resonated creating harmonics that made me horny and gave me reason to reflect on my relationship to mother earth. Contrasting powers triggered a cosmic paradox of infinite dimension. Space-bunnies; the culprits, cosmic carrot criminals asked, "What's up?". Only to find re-runs of BayWatch, and type-2 diabetes in Steve's forums; which were most fun and serious. Frodo was discovered with Gandalf performing feats of legerdemain. Which confused everybody. But the almighty wishing everyone's elucidation, disambiguated the issue by saying nothing. Evil alien monkeys started to sing their Vogon poetry"Oh Frumbujay Freeaben!" way off key. And just then gorgeous singing Angels stopped singing and tapped a keg to its untimely
bitter sweet end.

Last edited by Freelancer; 07-10-2007 at 07:02 PM.
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