Three things...?
1. I was hit the face by a soccer ball in a League Cup 4th round replay match between Derby County and West ham United in 1990.
2. I've had acute pacreatitis which required an ambulance to the local hospital. Earlier I said I didn't need one thinking I could 'walk it off'. Men, eh?
3. I've had a wasp in my mouth - it crawled into my beer can without me noticing. Fortunately I was able to spit it out before being stung but unfortunately it was on the first visit to my now wife's family's house.
