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Originally Posted by Erki  1. What is your date of birth to the nearest hundred weight?
100
2. What is your most interesting skin blemish?
A scar from a cut on my left wrist.
3. Which Hollywood star would you most like to eat?
Sorry, I don't know any Hollywood stars. Really.
4. What percenatge of the population of Nigeria wear glasses?
2%
5. What is the point of the septum?
What's a septum?
6. Which came first: York in England or New York in the United States?
York
7. What colour underpants am I wearing and why?
Depends on from which side to look.
8. Have you any idea where South Korea is? (Please describe)
I have a very good idea where SK is. you know where's North Korea? Japan? Kamchatka? Bering Sea? Look around there and you'll find it soon.
9. How thick is your favourite book?
I really don't have a favourite book.
10. How much time did you waste on this pointless quiz?
I enjoyed wasting it and since I'll get my very personalised psychological profile, my time most certainly didn't go to waste.  |
I wasn't going to do any more of these but as I was asked so nicely...
Just reiterate that these will be the absolute final two. There is only so much you can write about the septum.
Anyway, here's the profile...
As question 1 was unanswerable you picked a number about as accurate as you could get. Top marks!
A scar from a cut on my left wrist? Hmmm, I certainly wouldn't wish you'd had an accident but that would certainly be preferrable to imagery of self-harm which that injury presents.
You claim to not know any Hollywood stars which means you live in area untouched by civilisation. What's it like on Jupiter?
You are honest and freely admitted you do not know what a septum is. However, your certainity over your answer to the Nigerian optrics question indicates that that answer was nothing more than a wild stab in the dark.
Your claim that York came first in unfounded. In a gazetteer you will find New York far earlier in the index.
The last time I looked my underpants were the same colour both sides so while your answer was understandable it was also rather disturbing to consider the ramifications of it.
You are an experienced traveller and know the geography of the East very well...either that or you own an excellent atlas. It is shame therefore you don't know how to use the index as your answer to question six indicates.
Not having a favourite book is like having a favourite paving slab. Unusual. Try reading more - you might enjoy it.
Wasting time in the name of receiving this free psychological profile makes you someone who will do anything for a freebie. Bit like me really - well done!